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[Buff Hooligans]

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I've heard that kidney stones are as close as a man can get to the experience, except at the end its the man crying instead of an infant.

I've had kidney stones - for a girl it feels like walking around with crunching glass in your nethers.

 

[PurpleChicken]

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Well, PC. First there is ALOT of alcohol. Then 9 months later give or take, there is a lot of screaming, stretching and fliud. followed by 18 years of pain and torment.

So drinking gets you pregnant? Let me add that to my list of "Reasons I don't drink". Thanks

 

[scbatz33]

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You forgot the automatic Hawaiin disease Lakanooky.

Yes, that is a horrible side effect of pregnancy. I hear things can even rot and fall off from disuse.

 

[scbatz33]

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AWWWWWW PC, that can't be entirely true. Maybe you were so perfect she didn't want to try again for fear of not meeting such a highly set bar.

 

[scbatz33]

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Someone get this woman to a doctor, STAT! She's delirious from the heat. Call Tinkle Girl! Alert the media! CPR! Something!

 

[wegotchickens]

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I had to fight like heck to get to have the 2nd one

I always wanted 4

But DD2 couldn't be natural. And at 10 pounds 9 ounces I was kind glad she was breech

 

[PurpleChicken]

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AWWWWWW PC, that can't be entirely true. Maybe you were so perfect she didn't want to try again for fear of not meeting such a highly set bar.

Unlikely. Poor woman.

 

[scbatz33]

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I had to fight like heck to get to have the 2nd one

I always wanted 4

But DD2 couldn't be natural. And at 10 pounds 9 ounces I was kind glad she was breech

Liz was 10-2 all natural and Alex was 9-13 also natural. Of course the boy was 21" long and they kept telling me I wasn't in labor. Stupid anesthesiologist was late and the drugs never took. Me and the doc almost got in a fist fight and the MALE nurse and my stupid ex husband kept talking to me about NOT pushing. ^$*^@%)@*&#^&%&#^&*^&*$^&@$). But I've gotten over it. Really it was only 15 years ago. I'm not bitter or anything.

 

[PurpleChicken]

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Yet again another example of how women are totally superior to us or maybe just nuts...

 

[wegotchickens]

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Good Lord woman.. Ow

Yeah. At 14 she's already 6 feet tall. I'm 5'8". She loves that <sigh>