Office Work.......

[LarryPQ]

"Welcome to your first day at duck school. I'll make the lesson simple. Okay: Quack. Quack quack. Very good class. Now go swimming."

"The cake! It must be psychic. It's using Jedi mind tricks to make itself irresistible to me. This is the cake I want. I must have the soft icing."

"CAKE-A-DOODLE-DOOoo! It's cake for breakfast!"

 

[LarryPQ]

"I've got a horrible urge to catch tuna in your stockings. Sustainably, of course."


"Here's an avocado salad. There's danger camouflaged in the green."


"Those little rascals! They made a froggie pyramid! That's how they got out. The Great Escape, froglet style."


"Don't you give me those puppy eyes. Put 'em back. Puppy needs them."

 

[sparkles2307]

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lol thanks, much needed and appreciated

in the meantime, coworkers I can still stand and I have been looking at the MSN.com list of best beach abs....bodies....*sigh*

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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lol thanks, much needed and appreciated

in the meantime, coworkers I can still stand and I have been looking at the MSN.com list of best beach abs....bodies....*sigh*

I have the best beach abs, but I don't have my camera, sorry. Seriously. But DO NOT ask me to turn around. My cheeks have an unbelievable talent for escaping the bottom part of a swimsuit. Even boyshorts. Like Laree said, you can't be great at everything.

 

[scbatz33]

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I can pass with the best of them! "Be all things to all people". [how does that fit in with "to thine own self be true"?]

Polar opposite which plays right into you mental issues.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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I can pass with the best of them! "Be all things to all people". [how does that fit in with "to thine own self be true"?]

Polar opposite which plays right into you mental issues.

But YOU'RE the one with the mental tissues.

 

[sparkles2307]

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Link please?

http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/mens-health-top-10-male-beach-bodies-8734.gallery?Gt1=28135

ETA: Its not like there arent thousands of good shots that actually show his body... then i would understand them using one with a shirt on...

 

[Buff Hooligans]

At the string quartet, we played Robert Shumann which was logical and pretty. Then we played WILLIAM Schuman which could cause a slug to have nightmares! Needless to say, Wllm Schuman was a modern composer, therefore should be culled.

 

[LarryPQ]

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I would guess he dreaming about hemmoriods....but why are they hairy? Men's fears about getting old= loose teeth for women

 

[sparkles2307]

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Duh, big red truck

Que?

lol, I grew up in a weird town, thats what the populace said when something was obvious.