Office Work.......

[NellaBean]

Oh Dacs, have you ever caught enough air mid fall that you actually land in another zip code? That's always my favorite. I can just picture the 4 feet of open space between my dignity and the ground.

i really need to work on my landing.

 

[wegotchickens]

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As a kid I used to fall down the stairs so often no one even checked on me after a while.
When I did it while sleeping-walking it was a really sucky way to wake up.
The times when there was 'air' were the worst. I am veeeeery careful on the stairs these days. And, thankfully, I haven't been a sleepwalker in ages.

 

[wegotchickens]

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[smiling sweetly at Lori whilst planning a quick escape route...]

Buffy, I doubt you'd ever bie me, unless rabid. And if you were foaming at the mouth I'd know to avoid you

 

[dacjohns]

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I think I almost landed in another time zone once.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Weeds? Your own or are you doing a burn? Are you going to add the SIL's carpet to help it ignite?

Yes, I'm at work, but my fingers are cold, my hair is wet, and I arrived here only partially dressed. And I was still 5 minutes late! I need to give up exercising in the morning.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Given the past few posts, I am imagining Dacs running to his computer, tripping over his muddy shoelaces and landing facedown on the keyboard. To be followed by other, equally successful landings throughout the day. This IS going to be good.

 

[Orchid]

Good morning everyone!

I'm taking advantage of my body not yet being adjusted to non-daylight-savings time - I actually arrived at work at 8 o'clock this morning. This surely will not last. DH and I have a deal - he comes early, I come late, and he says nothing about it.

Truly, I get the kids on the bus with all their paraphernalia, all he does is kiss them goodbye.

I saw the MN version of the little old lady from Pasadena this morning. Little tiny old lady with silver hair that perfectly matched her brand new silver Camaro. *drool* I'll never be little or tiny but I'll be old and drive a really fast car someday!

 

[wegotchickens]

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dacs is burning weed? You don't drink, but you burn weed?

Dude, don't roll it in the carpet. Clearly you are new to all this, but they make special papers for burning weed....

 

[wegotchickens]

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You've been hanging out with Beaner too long. Next thing you know we'll hear you nomming on eyeballs....

 

[wegotchickens]

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You and I have similar aspirations. Mine will be an old-style Corvette.

Morning!