Office Work.......

[wegotchickens]

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Maybe they mean the flapping before the rooster crows?

Or the wing dance? My boys always dance for their girls. You can tell the ones that don't want to cooperate because they start running while the roo is dancing. The sluts are there when the dance is done....


BTW, DH made a comment about wishing he could get lucky as often as the roo. I said, "Get your own flock, and remember to bring a LOT of treats. Also, you can't dance." He doesn't say that any more.

 

[Orchid]

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Funniest thing anyone ever said to me about a boyfriend: "It's just get on, get off, get off."

 

[NellaBean]

I sent my boyfriend a video of the ducks playing in the pond one day.....of course, playing coincided with the drake hopping onto a girl and doing his thing for about 30 seconds....boyfriend was not impressed. I could not stop laughing.........all he could say was ".....do they DROWN?"

 

[NellaBean]

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Very fortunately for me, I could not relate.

LOL, I have no comment!

Speaking of stupid men, mine is now regularly calling and texting me just to quote that dog blog I posted yesterday.

He'll call and say "1 2 3 4 bee bluuuuuuuuuuuuue". LOL, what a goober.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Very fortunately for me, I could not relate.

What? I can't hear you, I'm still coughing and my eyes are tearing up.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Now that I'm slightly recovered (until I recall it again later), I have to go downstairs and do wifely things. Like, tuck the girls in for the night, tidy up the basement, organize to-do list for tomorrow.

Just in case you guys think nothing ever happens here on the Outer Cape, tomorrow is Eastham's Turnip Festival. My co-workers boyfriend is submitting a recipe contest entry. I plan to meet them there (at the Elks club) and drink a Shirley Temple or two while awaiting the results.

Envy my life! [or not...]

 

[Orchid]

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How many ways can there be to make turnips?

Says the woman who has never done anything more to a turnip than look at it and go, nope, can't be food.

Hey, here we have things like the Jackpine Savage contest. It involves growing beards. How's that for excitement?!

 

[Orchid]

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Aw, c'mon Mrs. Dacs, live a little!

My DH has both ears pierced and quite a large tattoo on his shoulder. My parents gave him a new pair of earrings for his birthday last year.

It just seemed comical somehow.

 

[dacjohns]

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Not to bits, unless he likes stew.

I'd imagine dacs is the kind of guy that takes great pride in taking a single shot into a vital area.

Not great pride but don't like unnecessary shooting and damage to good meat.


After seeing the post that came after the post I quoted I can imagine the fun you gutter minds are going to have with this.

 

[dacjohns]

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OMG I thought the same thing. I definitely had to click that one.

Speaking of chickens (ha), one of my sales reps called me yesterday, had me on speakerphone and asked me if chickens had penises. Penii. Whatever. Nothing quite like getting asked that question in the middle of a workday........even worse, nothing quite like being the person your sales reps automatically think to call when they wonder about the anatomy or sexual behaviors of chickens.

Give 'em a wingdinger - tell 'em about male duck parts.

The disappearing parts?