Office Work.......

[AK Michelle]

My other half is working and I'm writing our cards. We like to keep the department buttered up with homemade sweets and sappy gifts of appreciation. She's Marth Stewart but I have better handwriting.

 

[wegotchickens]

Beaner, you should bring a cake shaped like a small baby pig with an apple in it's mouth. And then watch your new co-worker

 

[NellaBean]

She's from New York. She would probably say "one time, my cousin Vino saw a guy who got whacked and left for his family...and he looked just like that. its craziness"

She is funny. Probably wouldn't even blink.

 

[wegotchickens]

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Yeah, but for that split second she would think you brought Baked Baby.....

 

[Orchid]

I think you should make a litterbox cake and take that. It would totally be worth the effort.

 

[AK Michelle]

The people with a sense of humor are getting cards with "Merry Christmas from The Permitting Goddesses" (signed with flash and flair)

Everyone else Just gets a "Thanks, The Permit Center".

 

[AK Michelle]

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We need a like button

 

[wegotchickens]

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And then pull out the biggest 'turd', take a bite, and say, MMmmmMmMmm love it when they're fresh!"

 

[wegotchickens]

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"like"

 

[AK Michelle]

There are a couple cards I would like to put used gum in.

Or a booger.


Or something out of a litter box, not the candy kind...