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*wonders if Dacs has ever heard the finishing school joke*
Not that I recall. Do I want to hear it?
Three very wealthy ladies are eating lunch and discussing the births of their children and their husbands' reactions.
The first woman says, "When my son was born, my husband bought me a new Porsche."
"Oh, isn't that special?" says the third woman with a sweet smile.
The second woman says, "When my daughter was born, my husband sent me on a two week vacation to Hawaii!"
"Well,
isn't that special?" the third woman says again, even more sweetly.
"What did your husband do?" the first woman asks the third woman.
"Well, when my son was born, my husband sent me to finishing school," the third woman replies.
"Finishing school?" says the second woman, rather nonplussed. "Well, what did you learn there?"
"I learned to say 'Isn't that special?' instead of F.U.!" (hopefully edited enough for language)
Ladies. Gotta love 'em.
