Office Work.......

[Orchid]

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That's twisted. I like it.

Have you noticed that I tyupe like I play the piano?
Hit as many keys as you can and keep going even even if a few extra sneak in there or get a tad out of order....

I have noticed that. It cracks me up.

Speaking of piano, I keep thinking I should start taking lessons again...but when do I have time? Sigh.

 

[scbatz33]

Apparently some folks dont get my sardonic parenting style. I posted this.......


things I say to my children.........

Watch where you're going, not where you've been.......son was chronically bad at not watching where he was going

Eyes are for looking, not for touching........when told not to touch something and they say "i was just looking at it"

Being helpful is doing what needs to be done, not what you want to do.....again the boy when he'd offer to "help" but then not want to do the chores.

I have two dish washers, why do I need to buy one........yup, when they'd whine about doing the dishes

Would you like me to give you something to cry about....when they'd whine - about anything.

Poison....when asked "what's that?" while cooking dinner

Because I said so....when asked why???????

if it was up you're rear you'd know it.......when asked "mommy, where's my (insert item)?"

Well I want a million dollars, so I guess neither of us is getting what we want..........

You have two choices, you can take a nap. Or I can spank you and then you can take a nap.

And the piece de resistance........one day while in church my dd complained about having to kneel during mass. And I said to her, "If Jesus can hang on a cross for you, you can kneel during mass for him."

Yes, yes I did. And you know who said that to me....yup my mother! LOL! It was out of my mouth before I could stop myself. It's a wonder my children even speak to me. Dang I am mean!!!

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[scbatz33]

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something about leading a horse to water but you can't make him dance on a pole????? I may be getting that saying wrong.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Where, oh where did I go wrong? I wish I were Hindu, or whatever those people are that believe in reincarnation...

 

[jbowyer01]

My neighbors have always thought I was mean, their kids would fall and mom would run out and check on them, no not me I worked in a hospital all day long. I would sit on the porch and yell "is there blood, do you have bone sticking out? If no get up"

Now thats mean

 

[Orchid]

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Where, oh where did I go wrong? I wish I were Hindu, or whatever those people are that believe in reincarnation...

You married a man who doesn't chop wood?

 

[wegotchickens]

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I too have said some of that. And when DD would say, "I'll never say that to MY kids!" I would just laugh.

Another thing I swore I'd never do? Lick a tissue and then wash a child's face.
But then I had a messy child, a dry tissue, and no water. Anyone going by could've heard me muttering, "I can't believe I have to do this."

 

[scbatz33]

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nope...I do the same thing. Suck it up, quit crying. I tell them, "you won't die"

 

[Orchid]

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I've always figured if they get up but they don't come looking for me, they're probably just fine.

But I'm one of the klutziest people you'll ever meet, so I've had a lot of practice in that department...

 

[scbatz33]

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Where, oh where did I go wrong? I wish I were Hindu, or whatever those people are that believe in reincarnation...

You married a man who doesn't chop wood?

her man chops fish.