Office Work.......

[scbatz33]

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I just gave a copy to Biker-lady and Sergeant Fenster, You should be hearing the gales of laughter very soon.

This is no joke, this is really what it's like here. And I'm insanely honest, so dorkboy, doey-eyed girl, yo-yo man and evil wench all know what I think of them. As a matter of fact it's documented with the union too.

Sergeant Fenster is laughing out loud and says I nailed it! She would love to share it but realizes that would be a bad idea. Biker-lady walked into my area, I have a 40' counter - it's more of a space than an office, anyway, all she could do is stand in the doorway, bright red and smile. Another co-worker (not part of the story) walked in, looked at her and asked "Are you causing trouble again?" All Biker-lady could do is grin and point at me. Then she shook her head and walked away. I think she's afraid to open her mouth.

You are my hero!

 

[AK Michelle]

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That might be the end of him.

 

[AK Michelle]

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Cull them. It's for the best.

I almost blew coffee out my nose! Warn a girl before you toss things like that out there.

Sergeant Fenster agrees with you

 

[AK Michelle]

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Yes. Fruit only lay eggs from aug to oct and jun every other year.

So by planting the genetic 'fails' under our oak saplings, we might really get egg-corns when the trees mature?

 

[MSDeb]

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Mob. Always go back to the mob.

I think emu should be approached step by step. Get a small mob of emu, a trio perhaps, and see how they do. Then, if emu are a good thing you get more. If emu are stressful, but good guardians for the chickens and horses, you are good to go. And if emu are bad bad bad, then you only have 3 to find a processor for....

YOu and I share a brian. you know that? I don't know if brian nows, but we do. I was pondering the same thing.

Algae, I think I saw in the few snippets I read it takes 18 months.

Hey now, it's Deb not Algae "she's out back pukin". We are both right on the laying thing:

Season
Emus begin laying eggs as early as 16-18 months of age, but laying normally begins at two to three years. Emus lay large green eggs between November and March. Emus can be productive for more than 20 years and can lay 20-50 eggs in a season.
Ref: http://www.carolinaemu.com/emus.htm

I like brians...

 

[MSDeb]

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Cull them. It's for the best.

I almost blew coffee out my nose! Warn a girl before you toss things like that out there.

Sergeant Fenster agrees with you

I try. Tell the Sarge a little lime, a birch sapling... course you'd have to wait till summer for the ground to thaw.

 

[scbatz33]

Sorry deb, you''ll have to live with it. no backspacing today.

 

[wegotchickens]

20-50 eggs a season x $10 each for decorative/eating eggs = $200-500 x 15 years = $3000 - $7500.

20 x $35 per chick = $700 x 15 years = $10,500

Now we need to deduct feed for a year...

 

[scbatz33]

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Actual math, right? none of theat chicken math stuff.

 

[MSDeb]

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Well I am feeling a little queasy today.