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no wonder she drinks.

*snort*


Speaking of. Did I tell you guys I tried bikini waxing for the first time a couple of weeks ago. OH. MY. That really hurt. I am debating if I should do it again...

Closet masochism?
You did it yourself? Or you let someone else torture you?

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Where's Dacs when I need him?????

Oh just break out your walker and whack people with it.

(should not be making age jokes as I am turning 39 very soon)

right be hind you....We kid because we care!
 
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I threaten to shank my coworkers on a regular basis. I don't threaten to "corkscrew" them.


Also, if you need a box cutter to get into a box of franzia, you're not doing it right.

Yeah, you punch your fangs into it and suck it dry, right?

Like a chocolate egg?

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no wonder she drinks.

*snort*


Speaking of. Did I tell you guys I tried bikini waxing for the first time a couple of weeks ago. OH. MY. That really hurt. I am debating if I should do it again...

No way anyone is going near my hoohaa with hot wax. I did it once and I wanted to punch out the girl. I think I scared her.

Elke pants
 
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Awww, the fuzzy butts are my favorite feature. Yes, I'm nuts


Elke pants

Elke....seriously, every time I see your screen name I think "la dee da"
 
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I'm going to have nightmares tonight. I'm having flashbacks of threads asking what to do with their male duck's parts hanging out and not retracting.

Wow. Pigs are like lightbulbs. Screwed and then unscrewed.....
 
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*snort*


Speaking of. Did I tell you guys I tried bikini waxing for the first time a couple of weeks ago. OH. MY. That really hurt. I am debating if I should do it again...

No way anyone is going near my hoohaa with hot wax. I did it once and I wanted to punch out the girl. I think I scared her.

Elke pants

No one goes near my hoohaa with out dinner and a movie. I have standards.
 
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no wonder she drinks.

*snort*


Speaking of. Did I tell you guys I tried bikini waxing for the first time a couple of weeks ago. OH. MY. That really hurt. I am debating if I should do it again...

Orchs. Let's talk for a minute. Why are we doing a bikini wax when it is most decidedly NOT bikini season in any way shape or form and won't be for another 5 months, in Minnesota.
 
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Awww, the fuzzy butts are my favorite feature. Yes, I'm nuts


Elke pants

Elke....seriously, every time I see your screen name I think "la dee da"

Well la dee da to you too
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. Years ago my DH wanted to set up a screen name for me that was Lady Elke. Well it was taken so he tried ladyel, same he just kept adding l's and a's until he got it to work. It stuck. Ill smack him later for you.

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