Office Work.......

[scbatz33]

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I'm going to have nightmares tonight. I'm having flashbacks of threads asking what to do with their male duck's parts hanging out and not retracting.

Wow. Pigs are like lightbulbs. Screwed and then unscrewed.....

I always wondered how it gets in there...I've never seen a pig swing round like a helicopter or something...it's one heck of a visual, I know........of course there's the whole, how does he pick all that up and mount her anyways? pigs are not small. maybe they "spoon"?

 

[Orchid]

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*snort*


Speaking of. Did I tell you guys I tried bikini waxing for the first time a couple of weeks ago. OH. MY. That really hurt. I am debating if I should do it again...

Closet masochism?
You did it yourself? Or you let someone else torture you?

????

????

I let my BFF torture me, she's an aesthetician. And possibly a sadist.


So, my sister finally announced it on FB, so now I can tell you guys - I am getting another niece or nephew!

My niece will be two on Friday. She called me the other night.

L: "Auntie Header! Auntie Header! It's SNOWING outside!" (She is very dramatic right now.)
Me: "It's snowing at my house too!"
L: "I fink it's snowing at Gwamma's house TOO!"
Me: "Do you like the snow?"
L: "I went out in the mud in my boots and IT TIPPED ME OVER!"

She is a hoot.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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No way anyone is going near my hoohaa with hot wax. I did it once and I wanted to punch out the girl. I think I scared her.

Elke pants

No one goes near my hoohaa with out dinner and a movie. I have standards.

Hrrmmm... My standards are time away from children and DH nearby.

 

[wegotchickens]

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No one goes near my hoohaa with out dinner and a movie. I have standards.

Unlike this thread.....



BTW, Buffy, I had NOTHING to do with this discussion. Orchy started it. Please note that in the club records, okay?

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Yes, and good thing they're low.

 

[scbatz33]

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No one goes near my hoohaa with out dinner and a movie. I have standards.

Hrrmmm... My standards are time away from children and DH nearby.

ummm, no kids and near by husbands is how you get kids! duh!

 

[Buff Hooligans]

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Noted.

 

[ChickenAlgebra]

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No one goes near my hoohaa with out dinner and a movie. I have standards.

Unlike this thread.....



BTW, Buffy, I had NOTHING to do with this discussion. Orchy started it. Please note that in the club records, okay?

I don't mind if I get noted for bringing an already down hill thread further down hill.

 

[Orchid]

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Two months. And I have this husband....but we won't go there.

 

[Buff Hooligans]

Off to update the Page 1 post.