Ended Official BYC Caption Contest - 10/03/2016 - Pic by CuzChickens

[Silkie2]

Be honest...am I fat?

 

[Cluckcluck1215]

Human, let me be honest.i love ya.BUT COULD YOU PLEASE PUT DOWN THE CAMRA AND RESCUE ME?!?!?!?!?!!?

 

[CuzChickens]

Hey, you! I've got a riddle for ya. Why did the human cross the road?

 

[tuesdaze]

Whatchoo talkin' about, Willis?

 

[kikiruru]

I have finally got the body I desire I will not be laying any more eggs

 

[Blooie]

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"....disgusting that she doesn't care which rooster she takes up with...........uh, <gulp> she's right behind me, isn't she?"

 

[Silkie2]

So the other night, I saw this Huge hawk in the woods and I freaked out!
Turns out it was just Blanche...

 

[DuckGirl77]

Look, mom, no feet!

 

[jane s chickens]

Abe, does my butt look big in this dress?

 

[Duckstruck]

Blanche: How are you doing today?

Beautiful: I'm doing EGGS-ellent. How about you, Blanche?

*Blanche internally screams*

Beautiful: What's with the FOWL expression?

*Blanche's internal screams intensify*