Open Contest Official BYC Poultry Caption Contest 06-20-25 Pic by Jenbirdee

[gimmie birdies]

June says- "May...we are so over you."

 

[gimmie birdies]

"So then Jack started to sing, ~3 French hens..., and he said he wanted to draw us... what do you think girls? He did offer mealworms."

 

[gimmie birdies]

"How come we are all the same color?"
"So the chicken lady's husband will not know when she gets more chickens."

 

[gimmie birdies]

"I'm telling you girls, she's bragging that she can lay a square egg !!"

Minecraft.

 

[gimmie birdies]

"And how do you know we are all dating the same guy?"

 

[GodLovesU]

And then he looks at me, and screams “chicken jockey”! The nerve!

 

[gimmie birdies]

Once there was a rooster named Evil.
The first hen asked, as he was crossing the road to go home..."Will I see you again?"
"No." said Evil.

The second hen asked as he crossed the road..."Will I hear from you again?"
"No." said Evil.

The third hen asked as he crossed the road..."Can I call you later?"

"Call me...maybe..." Said Evil.

 

[theoldchick]

Though silent and deadly, everyone in the coop knew who farted.

 

[Jenbirdee]

“Girls, don’t look now - but there she is wearing those atrocious hot pink short shorts again - Lord have mercy!”

 

[kikiruru]

"And how do you know we are all dating the same guy?"View attachment 4153737

Answer: because there is only one Roo within flying distance