Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[babymakes6]

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That's when "spell-checkers" should be designed a little differently!

 

[kuntrygirl]

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A Quick ride to where? and How Quick is Quick?

Dont' think those 8 more dates this month would appreciate the rush.

 

[kuntrygirl]

army cot

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Date: 2011-04-14, 7:13PM CDT
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anyone know what this is worth?

•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Perhaps NOTHING?

 

[yoie]

How about this one!

need stuff for a bed (greensboro)

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Date: 2011-04-14, 1:03PM EDT
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I need a new box spring for my bed and I'm also looking for a bed set.. headboard, footboard if possible the matching night stand and dresser... if you have this please send me pictures and the cost for them.. text pictures to xxx-xxx-xxxx

•Location: greensboro
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It looks like they need the whole bed plus furniture?

 

[kuntrygirl]

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Dude. Seriously? What exactly DO you have for your bed?

 

[MyKidLuvsGreenEgz]

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It took me a little while, but I finally figured out that these are probably spent hens from a commercial laying flock, correct?

I'm reading it to be "week-old" chickens, i.e. chicks. I bolded/underlined what makes me think that. Am **I** wrong?

 

[Cowgirl71]

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It took me a little while, but I finally figured out that these are probably spent hens from a commercial laying flock, correct?

I'm reading it to be "week-old" chickens, i.e. chicks. I bolded/underlined what makes me think that. Am **I** wrong?

That's what I thought at first too. I was kinda getting excited there for a little while, thinking about getting some! But then they say: "Buy 100 chickens get a 50 lb bag of feed free. Buy 500 chickens get 100 more FREE!"

Which tells me they have more than 80 chickens. Sounds like they have about a thousand (or more) spent laying hens that are 80 weeks old.

No way do I have room for that many old Leghorns...

Imagine the feed bill!

Wait a minute... What about a coop!!! I'd have a tough time stuffing them all in my coop... Most of them would probably suffocate to death. I wish I could "rescue" a few though... But I don't even have enough room for 20 (their minimum order amount)!

 

[kuntrygirl]

acetone and alcohol

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Date: 2011-04-15, 11:26AM CDT
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I have acetone and alcohol for sale give me a message


•Location: laff
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PostingID: 2326807601​

 

[BarefootMom]

there needs to be a hillbilly spell check...

http://joplin.craigslist.org/grd/2319230865.html

chicken pin for sell - $150 (seneca)

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Date: 2011-04-11, 4:29PM CDT
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good pin for your chickens call me cody g******* 417 438 xxxx


also

http://joplin.craigslist.org/grd/2283941182.html
Chickens for sale two Bannys pair - $15 (Carljunction)

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Date: 2011-03-24, 12:31PM CDT
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I have two bannys $15.00 for the pair. I have two big roosters for $6.00 each. you can reach me at 417-622-xxxx thanks

 

[ChooksinChoppers]

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Oh My! I missread that to say

I have acetone and alcohol for sale give me a mAssage

ouch!​