Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[debilorrah]

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They are for baby showers, silly!!!

 

[sgtmom52]

The funny thing about this ad is the picture that they posted with it. Don't people proof read their ads before they post them?

norway spruce trees - $2 (littlestown pa)

Norway spruce bare root seedlings appt.12-20 inch in size $2 each I have around a hundred email name and number and I will call you asap thanks

 

[caspernc]

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http://images.craigslist.org/3n83o63lc5Y65O55P4b4j09cc495660bc1979.jpg

Nope! sure don't look like ANY spruce I have ever seen. LOL

 

[huntinwidow]

World's UGLIEST rooster for sale - $5 (New Market AL)

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Date: 2011-04-19, 10:36AM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Really. He's Ugly. UGH-LEEEEE. We call him Mr. Fugly. He is a one year old, half frizzle black cochin bantam and half game bird. Yeah. Ugly. He's so ugly you could make your $5.00 back in no time charging your friends and neighbors admission to come see this ugly chicken. He's so ugly I'm afraid to try to take a picture for this ad, because he'd probably break my camera. But if you want a picture I will email or text one to you.

He's not mean at all, but he's not tame either. He runs from humans and larger roosters. He's too small to go to the trouble of butchering for the stock pot. So he needs to find a new home.

But wait, there's more!

Act now and we will throw in at no extra charge, TWO of his UGLY offspring. Day old chicks he sired on our purebred Rhode Island Red hen when he broke into the henhouse last month. They are frightening the other chicks in the brooder so they need to go too.

You could have your very own ugly chicken freak show for just $5.00!


•Location: New Market AL
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 2334259647

I think this ad speaks for itself.
Anybody want to help this poor guy out?

 

[love-my-wolves]

http://easternshore.craigslist.org/grd/2332932565.html

Chicks for sale - $2 (Near Cambridge)
Date: 2011-04-18, 4:11PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Chicks are $2.50 each. We have Rhode Island Reds, White Leghorns, and Barbed Rocks. Call Bill at ___________

Wow, BARBED rocks........ YIKES!!!!!​

 

[pruitt514]

Very Funny Stuff!!!!

 

[Kitty135]

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Hatching eggs for sale. - $7 (Dixon)

Date: 2011-03-24, 7:02PM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

we have chicken eggs for hatching. 7.00@ Doz. call815 973 0903 .no e-mails please. thanks .

Location: Dixon
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PostingID: 2284769643

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Haha this pretty much says it all

 

[WIChookchick]

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WOW!!

 

[Yay Chicks!]

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Wasabi, make sure you go in and edit out the phone number so the mods don't shut this thread down.

 

[SmartyChick]

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Keep it up people! These are great! I find it amusing that we are growing a thread that mocks the stupidity of fellow humans