Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[WIChookchick]

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I guess the yolks on us!!

 

[N&MSchroeder]

Put me on your waiting list please!

 

[Lothiriel]

Me too!

 

[oneofseven]

I guess I should get a rooster.

 

[LiLRedCV]

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[equinehugger3]

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[Lothiriel]

Ameracauna rooster looking for a home - $1

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Date: 2011-08-16, 6:08PM EDT
Reply to: @craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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I guess Rod has to go to a new home. Rod Stewart thinks he owns the place, which is fine, but he has now started chasing after small girls and some women. Since my Girlfriend has 2 daughters.​

 

[Lothiriel]

N&MSchroeder :

Here's one that made me laugh!

rooster - $7 (iona)

Date: 2011-09-10, 9:06PM MDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

young rooster for sale. white longhorn. $7.00.

Location: iona
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2592632527

I just found one like that...

Handsome young Rooster and Hen (Woodstock, NY)

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Date: 2011-09-16, 10:55AM EDT
Reply to: @craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
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We have a handsome young rooster and hen (likely longhorns) to give to a loving enviroment. Both animals are 4 months old and were raised from eggs in a NYC public school class room and then Upstate. Our plans to have them placed fell through and now need a new home.

Golly... LONGHORN CHICKENS!!! That's about as classic as the kid at church this morning who told me the rocking horse had horns.​

 

[Lothiriel]

this is not a Brahma. It is an EE.

 

[Joz]

http://neworleans.craigslist.org/grd/2616938731.html

"I have a 2 year old green leg hatch/grey rooster. He is med/high and currently weighs 5 lbs. 1x winner. Very quick and powerful. 100% healthy. Tail feathers are coming out nicely and about halfway done. Nice football body. Good for show or brood. Will deliver to you for free if no more than 2 hours away!!!"

Med/High?
1x Winner?
Quick and Powerful?

Alarm bells are ringing, Willie.

Oh, and the best part: $250. For a Rooster.

Is this ad for a rare, exquisite, breeding roo? Or are my instincts correct, and this is a bird that's been fought?