Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!
- Thread starter Muggsmagee
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I wish that people posting a craigslist ad here would copy and paste the ad itself, instead of just posting a link to it. So often, by the time anyone here gets around to looking at the ad it's already been flagged or deleted off craigslist (just as the one above).
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OKAY, I checked CL today, and this is what I saw:
looking for pasture
Date: 2012-04-29, 9:06AM PDT
We are looking for a place to keep our 2 horses. Would like stable or barn. with or with 0ut house. Email what you have and price. Thank You
Are they going to sleep in the barn?
looking for pasture
Date: 2012-04-29, 9:06AM PDT
We are looking for a place to keep our 2 horses. Would like stable or barn. with or with 0ut house. Email what you have and price. Thank You
- Location: ******
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Are they going to sleep in the barn?
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i need a cat
Date: 2012-04-28, 7:59AM PDT
i need a cat......
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Just go to the Humane Society shelter! You live in the town with the only one in our county!
Date: 2012-04-28, 7:59AM PDT
i need a cat......
- Location: ****
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Just go to the Humane Society shelter! You live in the town with the only one in our county!
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Poultry Wanted - $1
Date: 2012-04-18, 9:32PM PDT
We are looking for the following types of poultry for a pure breed breeding project my kids and I are doing.......
Blue Andalusian rooster and maybe some hens.
Delaware hens.
Giant Cochin Rooster and maybe a few hens.
Russian Orlof hens.
Buff Orphington hens.
Silky hens and a rooster.
Polish Hens.
Muscovie Duck hens and drake.
Any type of duck or geese.
I would be interested in hearing what you have, even if you don't have theses types. We are only looking for a limited amount of each, as these are for a breeding project, not just to have. Will consider any bird less then 4 yrs old. Please e-mail me with a description of what you have, how much you want and pics if you have any.
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Date: 2012-04-18, 9:32PM PDT
We are looking for the following types of poultry for a pure breed breeding project my kids and I are doing.......
Blue Andalusian rooster and maybe some hens.
Delaware hens.
Giant Cochin Rooster and maybe a few hens.
Russian Orlof hens.
Buff Orphington hens.
Silky hens and a rooster.
Polish Hens.
Muscovie Duck hens and drake.
Any type of duck or geese.
I would be interested in hearing what you have, even if you don't have theses types. We are only looking for a limited amount of each, as these are for a breeding project, not just to have. Will consider any bird less then 4 yrs old. Please e-mail me with a description of what you have, how much you want and pics if you have any.
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Obama relative - 1 dumb jackass miniature donkey - $200 (Statesville)
Date: 2012-04-29, 3:32PM EDT
An Obama family member, 1 dumb jackass. He is solid brown unlike the president who claims to be half white. If you want an anti-social donkey who gets mad easily ( just like the president) this is the one for you. He will do good as a livestock guardian. He has been in office for a little over 3 years and his time at the big house on the hill will soon come to an end. He walks around here only expecting the best and continually screwing things up and never accepts responibility. I think I could make him seem smarter if I could get him to read a teleprompter but at the end of the day he would still be one dumb donkey.
Since he has no birth certicate, I can't prove where is he born. He claims it was the US but I think it may have been Kenya.
He has got the whole barn believing that they are entitled and that I will continue to take care of them. For example the chickens have stopped laying eggs and question why I would even consider checking the nesting boxes for eggs. The goats have just been laying around having kids as fast as they can because they no I have no choice but to take care of them.
He has forced universal healthcare down the barnyard animals throats.
Ironically his name is BO but I think he used to be called Barry.
No BS, 4 year old minature donkey jack for sale
For the people who want to flag this. You have to admit this is a cleaver ad for trying to sale a jacka$$. While I may not agree with everything I read on Craiglist, I defend your right to free speech and never flag something for removal.
Once we are a socialist nation I will not have this right.
Don't flag. I am trying to sale a dumb jacka$$ My liberal friends, keep flagging I keep posting.
LOL
Got to love his creative way to sell a donkey!
Date: 2012-04-29, 3:32PM EDT
An Obama family member, 1 dumb jackass. He is solid brown unlike the president who claims to be half white. If you want an anti-social donkey who gets mad easily ( just like the president) this is the one for you. He will do good as a livestock guardian. He has been in office for a little over 3 years and his time at the big house on the hill will soon come to an end. He walks around here only expecting the best and continually screwing things up and never accepts responibility. I think I could make him seem smarter if I could get him to read a teleprompter but at the end of the day he would still be one dumb donkey.
Since he has no birth certicate, I can't prove where is he born. He claims it was the US but I think it may have been Kenya.
He has got the whole barn believing that they are entitled and that I will continue to take care of them. For example the chickens have stopped laying eggs and question why I would even consider checking the nesting boxes for eggs. The goats have just been laying around having kids as fast as they can because they no I have no choice but to take care of them.
He has forced universal healthcare down the barnyard animals throats.
Ironically his name is BO but I think he used to be called Barry.
No BS, 4 year old minature donkey jack for sale
For the people who want to flag this. You have to admit this is a cleaver ad for trying to sale a jacka$$. While I may not agree with everything I read on Craiglist, I defend your right to free speech and never flag something for removal.
Once we are a socialist nation I will not have this right.
Don't flag. I am trying to sale a dumb jacka$$ My liberal friends, keep flagging I keep posting.
LOL
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I'd like to have the donkey, but as for his political views I am reminded of the old adage, "Be very careful what you wish for".
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I want that donkey also....
yoie
Songster
I found this in our local Guide:
Red Hens, $7 ea.; large farm raised Roosters, $12 ea; baby chicks, $20 ea.; baby Pekin Ducks, $4 ea. Call
xxx-xxx-xxxx or xxx-xxx-xxxx.
xxx-xxx-xxxx or xxx-xxx-xxxx.
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