Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[WIChookchick]

here are two gems I found today.

http://rockford.craigslist.org/grd/2181953146.html
This one is funny.. its for a machine-

Stable Hand no speak english cheap - $5850 (McHenry ill)
Date: 2011-01-26, 5:12PM CST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

2003 Bobcat MT50 Diesel with 1050 original hours in very good health will start run and work any hour of the day and has no overtime or holiday pay issues

This one is funny because some one makes and sells dog breed specific doggy vitamins...but I bet if you looked on the label, you would find ALL the same stuff.
http://rockford.craigslist.org/grd/2182290804.html

Pomeranian Dog Vitamins - $6 (Poplar Grove )
Date: 2011-01-26, 8:49PM CST
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Breed Perfect, Pomeranian Dog Vitamins. Dr L Phillips Brown chewables. This bottle has been opened but is full.

 

[Gallusfarm]

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This one is funny because some one makes and sells dog breed specific doggy vitamins...but I bet if you looked on the label, you would find ALL the same stuff.
http://rockford.craigslist.org/grd/2182290804.html

Pomeranian Dog Vitamins - $6 (Poplar Grove )
Date: 2011-01-26, 8:49PM CST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Breed Perfect, Pomeranian Dog Vitamins. Dr L Phillips Brown chewables. This bottle has been opened but is full.

That 1st one is brilliant!

 

[SilverPhoenix]

Just going to post the title because the rest isn't funny, but...

"4exzotic pheasents 4 crowchin chickens"

Crowchins, really? I was not aware that one can breed a cochin and a crow together!

 

[Tanichca]

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[kuntrygirl]

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Say what???

 

[PaleMelanesian]

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Crouching chicken, hidden pheasant. It's a kung-fu breed.

 

[sfw2]

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Crouching chicken, hidden pheasant. It's a kung-fu breed.

 

[sfw2]

This is from freecycle, not CL, but I thought it was worth a mention:

I am lookingf somethig to put in my den where I have a poo table. So what I am
looking for is something small like a single chair and loveseat or 2 loveseats.

I think I'd clean up that poo before I bring in more furniture . . .​

 

[sgtmom52]

 

[Muggsmagee]

Ya'll are cracking me up today!