Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[Nelson-90]

Saw this one on Facebook:

"I am looking for game chickens. "HENS OR PULPETS" pm me or text 855-555-555 I want them for sitters."

thats funny as heck

 

[galanie]

been readin these for ever am only up to page 307 but found acute one on our tonight !! 

http://chambersburg.craigslist.org/pet/3319144266.html

The ad is titled "DATE NIGHT?"

Oh, Snorp. You'll never find a new home! LOL

 

[equinehugger3]

The ad is titled "DATE NIGHT?"

Oh, Snorp. You'll never find a new home! LOL

Oh my gosh..

 

[juliechick]

Sleeve Pickagnize Puppy



Pickagnize puppy. House potty trained(pees on doggy mats and outside). Friendly, fluffy, and cuddles. Have to give it away because we have two female dogs and don't want them pregnant. About 10 months old, his color is black, white, and gray. Name is Skunky also known as Skunkers. Needs a good home.


Someone help me out. I know "Pickagnize" is supposed to be Pekingese, but what on Earth is "sleeve"?

 

[Gargoyle]

Name is Skunky also known as Skunkers.

I'd be very wary of a dog named "Skunky".

 

[galanie]

I'd be very wary of a dog named "Skunky".
                                                                                       

LOL! My thought exactly! I think it'd be as bad as having one named "Snorp!"

 

[juliechick]

So, nobody has a guess as to what "Sleeve" means….

 

[animallover505]

Pikenese (sp?) were origianally bred to be small, and royalty often kept them as hand warmers in the sleeves of their robes.

 

[Gargoyle]

Pikenese (sp?) were origianally bred to be small, and royalty often kept them as hand warmers in the sleeves of their robes.

Craigslist is great. Where else could you buy a skunk to stick up your shirt?

 

[farmgirl74]

"I am wanting to buy hen's or chickens, as many as u wanna sell."

I thought they were the same thing.