Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[SilkiesForEver]

They need to walk on dirt. Walking on linoleum can't be good for them- smooth and slippery.

I know. The poor thing.

 

[The Wolf Queen]

Not sure if this dude means 1/2 TB, 1/2 QH or what

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http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/grd/3480905407.html

nice horse torobred with quarter mile - $1800 (albuquerque)

Date: 2012-12-17, 5:33PM MST
tc5n3-3480905***@sale.craigslist.org[?]
horse for sale or trade 5 years old torobred with quarter mile. is in good shape.. interest please Send a massage to 505***1574

• Location: albuquerque
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID:3480905407

 

[SilkiesForEver]

Not sure if this dude means 1/2 TB, 1/2 QH or what

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http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/grd/3480905407.html

nice horse torobred with quarter mile - $1800 (albuquerque)

Date: 2012-12-17, 5:33PM MST
tc5n3-3480905***@sale.craigslist.org[?]
horse for sale or trade 5 years old torobred with quarter mile. is in good shape.. interest please Send a massage to 505***1574

• Location: albuquerque
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID:3480905407
It has a quarter mile on it, and the owner wants a Massage.

 

[The Wolf Queen]

It has a quarter mile on it, and the owner wants a Massage.

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Quote:

I have a fish. Pretty good lookin fish if you ask me. Best looking one in Wal-Mart. Got drunk and thought hey! Fish sounds like a good idea. Bad idea. So now I'm stuck with a fish.
I have no desire to give it a name. But I feel like this fish is now my friend. Weird situation to be in.
I need a name for this fish. She lives a pretty interesting life (pictured).

Whoever offers me the most money will receive the privilege of naming my fish.
I'll post updates of the offers here at the end of everyday.

HERE'S WHAT YOU GET IN RETURN!!!
-weekly updates in my fish's life every Monday.
-she lives a very interesting life.
-the fish's dead corpse when it dies.
-or a video of it's viking funeral.
-If you don't know what a viking funeral is, look at this link:

-It'll go down something like that. (except live music... maybe a keg. Of course you'll be invited)

THIS AMAZING OPPORTUNITY ENDS AT THE END OF THE MONTH!!! September 30, 2012 at 5:00 p.m.

If you have any inquires, please hesitate to ask. Its a fish. Not very much to it.

Serious bidders only. This Wal- Mart fish means a lot to me. And by a lot I mean very little.
Poor college student with a stupid fish that thoroughly enjoys swimming... but she acts a little fishy sometimes.

Shoot me an email with your offer and live your life vicariously through my fish's life.

I kinda wanna donate! XD Did anyone else see the hamster funeral !?

Yes.

May the hamster rest in Volhalla.

 

[kuntrygirl]

It has a quarter mile on it, and the owner wants a Massage. 

 

[SD Bird Lady]

Not Craigslist, but a local advertising site we have here... Wanted Female Peacock http://www.bismanonline.com/wanted_female_peacock And someone in the local newspaper was looking for a heifer bull.

Just wanted to point out that there are many ads for heifer bulls.....what they are looking for is a bull with desirable traits such as calving ease to breed their first time mommas. Makes them and the cows life easier.

 

[Phage]

 

[SilkiesForEver]

Whoa..... first of all, I didn't understand what it is, and second, I didn't understand what it is!

 

[Phage]

Quote: Heres the pic