Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[SilkiesForEver]

Beware of what you wish for- they day your roosters start laying will be the day you have to start milking your bulls.

Oh DEAR!

 

[SillyChicken]

(there was an add for rabbit poop too)


OMGosh Ive Seen It All Selling Rabbit Crap For - $6 (AA)

I cannot believe how desperate this person is, to sell their Rabbit Poop, and if someone wants to buy it, Ill sell u the rabbits so u can have your own..Crazy lol

 

[SillyChicken]

I like my version better! changes in red.....

I advertise on craigslist.

I was mentioning hatching eggs and that I had orloffs in my flock. I put that this was a very rare breed.
The next day I get a call
Guy: yeah uh, was calling about the hatching eggs, the rare ones?
Me: The Orloffs? Sorry i just had to change my add to show they are currently unavailable, I need to build up my flock some more now.
Guy: oh, ok. will you have any again soon?
me: I am not sure when I will have more, but probably not this season
Guy: ok, well umm, you sure? Cause I want some uh what was the breed name again?
Me: Carloffs... do you know anything about the breed?
guy: no, i just want to raise some to sell 'em since they're rare and expensive
Me: Do you know anything about raising chickens?
Guy: i had a couple yard hens years ago
me: what happened to them
Guy: dunno
Me: ok, I don't think i'll be comfortable selling Borloff eggs to you. You can get online and check for other breeders, but I suggest you start with a more common breed form a hatchery and read up on their care and breeding before you start.
guy: you know anyone else who raises 'em birds?
Me: I am not sure, you have to look it up, but i do not know if any breeder of these rare breeds would be any more willing to sale to someone who's inexperienced, either.
guy: ok... can you text me their name again?
Me: no
guy: oh well, what s their name again?
me: *sighs* shmernoff.
Guy: ok... and what are they?
me: F***offs


I get some strange calls.

When someone is that...um... yeah... I mess with them......... when I bred dogs, I'd get calls like, "are you selling them fighten dogs?" Me: Yep, but Not to you. hang up.

 

[Chickenfan4life]

I like my version better! changes in red.....
Quote:

 

[kuntrygirl]

(there was an add for rabbit poop too)
OMGosh Ive Seen It All Selling Rabbit Crap For - $6 (AA)

I cannot believe how desperate this person is, to sell their Rabbit Poop, and if someone wants to buy it, Ill sell u the rabbits so u can have your own..Crazy lol

People use the rabbit poo for their gardens. People buy mine all the time. I can't keep enough of it on hand for buyers.

 

[oldrooster]

Quote:
I can't understand why the poster is making such a big deal for someone selling a wonderful source of fertilizer that isn't the least bit enviromentally unfriendly if stored and applied properly...

 

[KristyHall]

I like my version better! changes in red.....
When someone is that...um... yeah... I mess with them......... when I bred dogs, I'd get calls like, "are you selling them fighten dogs?" Me: Yep, but Not to you. hang up.

 

[Gargoyle]

I like my version better! changes in red.....
When someone is that...um... yeah... I mess with them......... when I bred dogs, I'd get calls like, "are you selling them fighten dogs?" Me: Yep, but Not to you. hang up.
Quote: Does Boris Karloff lay eggs?

 

[kuntrygirl]

(there was an add for rabbit poop too)
OMGosh Ive Seen It All Selling Rabbit Crap For - $6 (AA)

I cannot believe how desperate this person is, to sell their Rabbit Poop, and if someone wants to buy it, Ill sell u the rabbits so u can have your own..Crazy lol

People use the rabbit poo for their gardens. People buy mine all the time. I can't keep enough of it on hand for buyers.

I can't understand why the poster is making such a big deal for someone selling a wonderful source of fertilizer that isn't the least bit enviromentally unfriendly if stored and applied properly...

x2

 

[KristyHall]

Does Boris Karloff lay eggs?

I would be afraid of them if he did....