Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[elizabethbinary]

What was the suggestive name then?

 

[TigerLilly]

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That's why I flagged it.

Which now means nobody else can see it!

yep...it was already 'flagged for removal' just now when I clicked on the link!

 

[BorderKelpie]

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Good call on not posting it on here!!!! That is SOOOO bad, it is HI-LAR-IOUS! Shock worthy for sure!!! Ha ha ha!

Ok, now I really want to know what that's all about. PM please

Ok, I know I'm behind the times here, but if you still have it, could you , please, please, pretty please pm it to me?

Thanks!

 

[ChickenWisperer]

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Yes - the name of a game fowl that I believe I've heard used here with the highschool fighters. (I know, it's sickening that it's illegal and these guys go toting around their game bird magazines talking about how good their birds are). It was tethered, etc Besides, why else would somebody ask $170 for an american gamefowl rooster? Rare-er breeds from outside the US like shamo (which are actually LOVELY birds) I can understand... but honestly.

Anyway, stepping away from that subject....

 

[babymakes6]

Free 17' Canoe ** NOT seaworthy**
Date: 2010-10-02, 7:04PM PDT

**NOT SEAWORTHY**

Great for kids sandbox

**NOT SEAWORTHY**

Ideal for Flowerbed

**NOT SEAWORTHY**

Cool for decoration

**NOT SEAWORTHY**

Cracked outer hull, degraded beyond repair

**NOT SEAWORTHY**

Don't put anyone, but your Ex-Wife, in this canoe. It will sink.

We will help you load it.

 

[babymakes6]

New Government
Date: 2011-01-29, 1:35AM EET

We are looking to replace the government of Egypt. Please submit your resume for this exciting opportunity to serve under our great leader Mubarak!

Required Skills:
- Restoring order
- Talent for hollow platitudes and self deception
- Willing to wear blinders at all times
- Ability to swiftly say the word "yes" to any and all requests
- Experience handing tear gas launchers and shotguns

Salary and compensation contingent on experience and brown nosing. All new hires are given free government issue blinders!

Interviewees are recommended to come prepared for the interview by wearing running shoes and fire resistant clothing� just in case.

* Location: Cairo
* Compensation: Salary and compensation contingent on experience and brown nosing. All new hires are given free government issue blinders!
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

 

[Muggsmagee]

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I like it! It amuses me to no end to think they will get emails from people who do not read inbetween the lines!!!!

 

[elizabethbinary]

Don't put anyone, but your Ex-Wife, in this canoe. It will sink.

We will help you load it.

My question is... will you help me load the wife or the canoe?​

 

[Muggsmagee]

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My question is... will you help me load the wife or the canoe?

I read it like that too!

Twisted minds.

 

[kuntrygirl]

FREE: old uncooked boston shoulder pork roast (gonzales)

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Date: 2011-02-09, 4:01PM CST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

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I defrosted a boston shoulder pork roast to cook but didnt get a chance to cook it. Its been in the fridge for 9 days now and instead of throwing it away, I was seeing if someone else wanted it. I know lots of people come on here looking for meat for their pets. Its not cooked, its still brand new in the package and its almost 8 lbs. If you want it, you can have it. Just email me. My husband works in baton rouge off industriaplex during the week from 8-5 or we live in gonzales and you can pick up after 6 pm on the weekday and anytime on the weekend from our house. Must be able to pick up from either my husbands work or my house.