Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[animalsRawesome]

What does Merced with delivery mean?

I would love to have a Zebra!

 

[SilkiesForEver]

What does Merced with delivery mean?

I would love to have a Zebra!

I think it means that they are located in Merced and could deliver the Zebra to the buyer?

 

[The Wolf Queen]

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/grq/3462646529.html

giant blemish (south valley)

Date: 2012-12-07, 2:16PM MST
r8bvr-346264***[email protected][?]
looking for giant flemish or giant blemish what ever the word is but they are the biggest breed of rabbits

• Location: south valley
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID:346***6529

 

[galanie]

http://albuquerque.craigslist.org/grq/3462646529.html
giant blemish (south valley)

[rule]Date: 2012-12-07, 2:16PM MST r8bvr-346264***[email protected][SUP][?][/SUP][rule] looking for giant flemish or giant blemish what ever the word is but they are the biggest breed of rabbits

• Location: south valley
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID:346***6529

LMAO! I had one once they could have had. The blemish, not the Flemish.

 

[SilkiesForEver]

LMAO! I had one once they could have had. The blemish, not the Flemish.

Haha!!

 

[kuntrygirl]

Huh?

peacock (arnaudville)

Date: 2012-12-10, 8:05AM CST
Reply to this post [email protected][?]
imrald spalding male 4 yrs old 350, 3 yr old white hen 350, purple shouldered owden 4 yr old 350, 3yr old idia blue hen 200 no email dont check them call XXXXXXXX poduces chicks last year
Location:
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID:3468176609

 

[Gargoyle]

My translation:

The numbers (350, 200) would be the prices. $350, $200.
The seller isn't too good at speling or gramar

. That is pretty standard for Kragzlist.
It seems the hens are fertile, and chicks were hatched from their eggs last year.

 

[zazouse]

Mummified Cat and Rat (Hendersonville)

Date: 2012-11-29, 4:20PM EST
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I have a mummified Rat and Cat in my possession. To certain people, these objects are priceless. They have sentimental value to me, but I am needing to sell off some of my collection. These two pieces are available, in Excellent condition, in perfectly stable shape. Feel free to text me and make an offer, feel free to cruise ebay and google, and look at the average price that this item sells for: It is between $500-$700 for a mummified cat. I will sell these asap for a comparable, fair price. Great for a collector, enthusiast, or reseller!! Please text me at 828-708-2773 or email! I am willing to allow people to view the pieces before purchase!

That's really ... disturbing...​

Sea rats just add water and stir yum.

 

[kuntrygirl]

My translation:

The numbers (350, 200) would be the prices. $350, $200.
The seller isn't too good at speling or gramar . That is pretty standard for Kragzlist.
It seems the hens are fertile, and chicks were hatched from their eggs last year.

Thanks for the translation because I didn't understand ANY of it.

 

[kuntrygirl]

I didn't know there was such a thing. They could have just asked for women's dresses, shoes, etc.

Drag Queen things wanted

Date: 2012-12-11, 11:29AM CST
Reply to this post [email protected][?]
Like wigs make up dresses outfits whatever thins that all do not won't please let me
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID:3471119148