A typical craigslist ad
"Hi there, I've got a 30 year old car, runs pretty good, there's some black stuff running out of the engine but I'm no mechanic. There's a missing side mirror, some damage on the side, a missing fender, radio doesn't work, tears and rips in the seat, the brake pad sticks and the shocks are worn. Around 250,000 miles. I paid $18,000 around 30 years ago and am asking $10,000 firm. A great deal. No phone calls please."
"I've got a rusted 18 year old 10 speed bicycle for sale, needs new tires, seat and handle bars. Looking for $250, a great way to save gas and help the environment. Serious calls only."
"Sweet dog needs new home, we can't take him anymore. Comes with a half bag of stale dog food and a stinky dog bed. We think he might have rabies, not sure since we never got him shots, and his mouth foams alot. He bites small kids and growls when you go near his food bowl. Must leave now!! Asking $300 for a 're-home' fee. Pay in cash."
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Posting ID: 4103298166
Posted: 2013-10-01, 12:52PM AKDT