Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

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Oh, I wonder if I could talk them down on price. Let's see, I have 5 bucks in my bank... Maybe if I sell some eggs, maybe the house, the car.. Yeah, cuz if I get a unicorn, I can just have it make me a new house and car! XD
 
Unicorn eggs! I love it
chicken pickin said:
I have never posted in this thread, came cross this listing in my local craislist farm and garden section and had to share lol 2 Unicorns for sale. Must go together. - $925000 (Goffstown)
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2 Unicorns for Sale - $930000 (Hartford) We are selling 2 purebred unicorns. Male is 3 years old named Pagasus. Female is 5 years old and named Daisy. Price of $930,000 USD is per unicorn. Unicorns are hand fed from birth, and require just as much attention if you do decide to welcome a unicorn into your home. We are the only fully licensed unicorn breeder in North America, and are NUBAA certified. Call now to be put on the waiting list, on which wait times start at 9 months out SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY PLEASE We also offer unicorn eggs for purchase.
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Snoop dog optional at those hours! Hahahaha so wrong, so funny.
Zinnia-Hen said:
According to this one article I read, this was what someone saw on Craigslist:

“If you live in a predominately white neighborhood in the Raleigh area, and are worried about home security, I am willing to offer my services. Alarm systems can be disabled, and are sometimes unreliable. The best defense is to stop criminal activity before it ever arrives at your property. My name is Carlton, I am an African American student at Duke University, and am currently working on my PhD in Microbiology. I am offering my services as an authentic African American to help you protect your biggest investment, your home. My different levels of service are as follows:


“Level 1- For $100, my microbiology study group will meet in your front yard each afternoon and study for approximately 3 hours. There are four of us: 3 are black, one is Hispanic. We will wear baggy clothes, gold chains, and we will turn our hats around backwards for the entire time we study.


“Level 2- For $350, each of us will wear temporary tattoos that have Chinese writing. We will also arrive at your home in my father's Escalade, which has large rims and low profile tires, and play Snoop Dogg the entire time we study.


“Level 3- For $600, we will take out shirts off and study topless. None of the members of the study group drink or smoke, but at this level we will drink IBC Root Beer on your property, and occasionally put candy ciggarettes in our mouths as if we were smoking. We also put a temporary decal on the front of Ecalade that reads, “Gangsta” in an ethnic looking font.


“Level 4- For $1,000, you get our premiere service package. At this level, we will study for 6 hours at your property from 9:00 in the evening until 3:00 in the morning. Please keep in mind, if you are going to be home durring those hours, the Snoop Dog music is optional. At this level, we also call each other by code names. Instead of Carlton, I will be known as Jamal.


“Let me assure you, nothing deters crime like authentic black people on your property, wearing baggy clothes and listening to rap music.”

That's so messed up. :gig
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