Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[oldrooster]

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made me think they where talking about something dirty.

 

[orumpoultry]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I get it now.

 

[Phage]

http://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/fuo/4430370564.html


Blue leather sofa bed. $10
Makes an excellent double guest bed.
BUT
The leather is worn and there are small 2 tears in seat. Could be repaired if so inspired/talented or use a blanket to cover seat (like we did). Leather could do with moisturizing too.
Great if you are a student and wants a cheap couch/bed, or are someone who just needs a couch. Also useful for BARRICADING THE DOOR IN THE EVENT OF THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.
TOTALLY FUNCTIONAL and a steal for $10!!
You will need some means of taking it away. Will fit in truck or Honda odyssey minivan. If you are a student in San Diego YOU WILL HAVE A FRIEND WITH A MOM WITH A HONDA ODYSSEY MINIVAN!! They are endemic in San Diego.

PLEASE ****SERIOUS CALLERS ONLY*****

 

[orumpoultry]

http://houston.craigslist.org/pet/4433399186.html

free dog going to the pound in 24 hours (laporte)

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I won this dog in a custody battle for my son. He wanted the dog to come with him, but since he has moved in here there has been no interest in giving the dog affection, nor taking care of the feeding or any other part of dog ownership. This dog is super sweet and loving, great around kids, housebroken, spade, loves to play, good around other dogs. I'm not sure the breed of the dog, looks a little mixed to me. I have already tried no kill rescue. They will not take her.

 

[barbiegirl]

egg-laying chicken - $50 (Wyoming)

These are adult egg-layers.

Each single chicken is 50.

These are the best eggs I've ever tasted. I really don't want to sell my chickens because the eggs are so delicious but for $50 i will let one go.

The price is nonnegotiable. $50 per chicken cash payments only. No credit card, check, money orders, ...

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[Angelicisi]

guilty That's not me! But I did have a Holland lop I loved and had no use for here but did NOT want to sell him. I listed him at $100 and stated he's my awesome sweetheart but has to go due to being in the rabbit eating business and he doesn't need to be around that. In 10 minutes 3 people contacted me and HAD to have him. Offered more but he went to the home with kids. He loves kids. Everything has a price I guess lol even a chicken! A lady wanted one of my wheaten ameraucana bad nuff to offer me $50. I took her money lol she makes gobs of them now. She had a pure roo and had never found a hen...til mine. But she had offered lol I wouldnt list a chicken for $50 lol hmmmm I wonder

egg-laying chicken - $50 (Wyoming)

These are adult egg-layers. Each single chicken is 50. These are the best eggs I've ever tasted. I really don't want to sell my chickens because the eggs are so delicious but for $50 i will let one go. The price is nonnegotiable. $50 per chicken cash payments only. No credit card, check, money orders, ... show contact info

 

[sgtmom52]

http://york.craigslist.org/zip/4445601197.html

Curb alert!

condition: new​

Free curb.
Don't need it any more. Standard 6 inch curb. You remove. May need jackhammer.

 

[donrae]

Who needs a new ALPAWA NUBOER herd sire BUCK?? - $40 (gp)

condition: new
This noble newborn is the new EXTREMELY RARE Designer Breed....
ALPAWA NUBOER
(1/2 Alpine - 1/4 Nubian, 1/8 Boer, 1/8 Arapawa)
Worth several thousand dollars, but with your Craigslist Discount,
$40 as a bottle baby (after 1-2 weeks with his mama) or $60 weaned
Born 4/18
Please email ~ Thank you

Seriously? A "Designer breed"? I'm so sick of folks selling mutts as designer breeds....."Worth several thousand dollars?" Who do they think they're kidding (haha, kidding, get it?)

 

[Angelicisi]

 

[orumpoultry]

I wonder what a thousand dollar chicken dinner tastes like ...