Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[barbiegirl]

I had ferrets in the past. Loved those little buggers. Very entertaining. I hope someone will give him a good home. Cat snake had me

 

[oldrooster]

I thought this was funny.

Need help naming my business

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I am starting a Pet waste removal business. Also know as Poop Scooping. I will also be cleaning pet cages and cleaning litter boxes. This is for real.
Looking for a great name. Most interested in a name that is very catchy and rememberable. A play on words or a well know phrase that is respelled or replaced with words that sound alike. Ok to use words that are spelled incorrectly and make sense.
15 characters or less.
The person that comes up with a name that I like and choose to use will be compensated $20 via paypal. In the event that two or more people suggest the same name that I use I will pay the one that emailed it too me first. I have been researching and have chosen a name, but want something more catchy.
You will need to research names that have already been used and also names that have already been registed as a .com web name​

Bombs Away, The dirty dozen, The crud Patrol, Down and Out, Away We Go. The quicker scooper upper,

 

[The Yakima Kid]

Found! Cat Snake? (Richmond)

Found (assuming) pet. Some sort of cat snake? Long and nimble but with dryish fur and cat teeth. Seems to like cat food, but isn't a cat. Please come take this off my hands it smells weird.

Ah, the dreaded Tube Cat, biter of feet and stinker of houses, AKA "polecat ferret" as opposed to the "standard domestic ferret", which is supposed to always be an albino (so you can see them better when they come up from dens while hunting.)

 

[The Yakima Kid]

I had ferrets in the past. Loved those little buggers. Very entertaining. I hope someone will give him a good home. Cat snake had me

Yes, an entire barrel of mustelid humor. Especially the toe biting.

 

[BlackBrookPoultry]

I would take that cat snake.

 

[BlackBrookPoultry]

Wanting a puppy for my 1 1/2 year old daughter (Chaska MN)


I am looking for a puppy for my 1 1/2 year old. We have been looking for a puppy for her for a long time now, but just can't afford how expensive they are. I am 19 year old father and husband, we are still young and money is very tight with us, and we also have to pay a $400 pet deposit at our town home. So i am hoping to pay little to no cost, so that my daughter can finally have a puppy of her own, she just adores dogs. Please contact me if you could help me in anyway! Thank you so much!

I think I find this more disturbing than amusing . . .

 

[MeepBeep]

Wanting a puppy for my 1 1/2 year old daughter (Chaska MN)


I am looking for a puppy for my 1 1/2 year old. We have been looking for a puppy for her for a long time now, but just can't afford how expensive they are. I am 19 year old father and husband, we are still young and money is very tight with us, and we also have to pay a $400 pet deposit at our town home. So i am hoping to pay little to no cost, so that my daughter can finally have a puppy of her own, she just adores dogs. Please contact me if you could help me in anyway! Thank you so much!

I think I find this more disturbing than amusing . . .

Yes, it appears the last thing they need to be spending money on is the long term expense and commitment of a puppy, especially for a 1 1/2 year old...

 

[BlackBrookPoultry]

I just can't imagine wanting to give a toddler a puppy.

 

[alldembirds]

if they dont have money to buy a dog they dont have money to care for a dog thats for sure. other than that I dont see why a toddler should get a pup to grow with.

 

[JadedPhoenix]

Not to mention, I wouldn't want to just get some random puppy. If someone is willing to give it for free, there has to be something wrong. Mom nor puppies have been to the vet or something. A "Free Puppy" could end up costing them hundreds of dollars.