Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[KristyHall]

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Woah! I live near there. Too bad I don't have th equipment to do that many! I only have a knife, a rope, and a pot of boiling water

 

[thebirdguy]

Here's another one from Craigslist today...

"2 Loin Head Rabbits for Sale"

Doesn't that create a mental picture???

 

[KristyHall]

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I had a guy call me wanting one of my roosters because a neighbor told him I have games ( I do not. have games) and h offered to try a game hen. Now this is in December. He said that his game hen was bred to a particular rooster he liked and said when she starts hatching out chicks in the spring he wants to buy the chicks back because she has been bred to that rooster so obviously they are his babies.
I had to explain that chickens are not like cows and their egg laying doesn't work that way. I also realized he probably fights birds when he said " well if your not sure if that rooster that was given to you is a game or not i can bring one of my games and see if they'll fight"
When I acted horrified he said " Oh i don't fight birds! thats illegal" I said "it's also immoral and cruel!"
I told him i don't want him anywhere near my birds and he hasn't called back

 

[groaners]

This one still has me laughing

TURKEY CHICKEN CROSS - $80000 (Eureka, CA)
SERIOLSY... a cross breed of FEMALE chicken and MALE turkey..

Born Dec 21st of the FULLL MOON (crazy)
Researched and there have been no successful breeding of a chicken and turkey.. he is a month old today and growing VERY rapidly for his state.

Let me know if interestedd or know anyone who may be.. any organizations of animalsss....

OBO

http://humboldt.craigslist.org/grd/2173196127.html​

 

[kuntrygirl]

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http://humboldt.craigslist.org/grd/2173196127.html

LOL

 

[kuntrygirl]

This is too funny. You have to read these in order.

1st post

http://lafayette.craigslist.org/wan/2187553157.html

Anyone selling a pressure washer? - $1 (Lafayette, la)

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Date: 2011-01-29, 5:35PM CST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Looking to buy Anglos condition pressure washer (gas not electric) for washing my truck and bike-- please email pic and price if u have one (in good working order) Thanks! -Jim-


•Location: Lafayette, la
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 2187372048

2nd post


http://lafayette.craigslist.org/wan/2187439020.html

Pressure washer typo - $1 (Lafayette, la)

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Date: 2011-01-29, 6:22PM CST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

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Typo- was suppost to say a good condition pressure washer- iPhone screwed up lol


•Location: Lafayette, la
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 2187439020

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http://lafayette.craigslist.org/wan/2187553157.html

RE: Pressure washer typo - $9999999 (EDIT)

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Date: 2011-01-29, 7:50PM CST
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Just like the people that post item SOLD rather than DELETING the Add. IRRITATING.
NO, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO.


•Location: EDIT
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 2187553157​

 

[kuntrygirl]

When I read this, I was prepared to go and purchase a Kellogg's delivery truck that had boxes of cereal in it. Bummer! I sure do love cereal!

kelloggs cereal trucks - $20 (call 337 xxx-xxxx)

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Date: 2011-01-31, 1:53PM CST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

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set of 4 cast iron trucks, apple jacks, raisin bran, sugar pops, frosted mini wheats
1 in high & 2 1/2 in wide


•Location: call 337 9620310
•it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 2190247198​

 

[kuntrygirl]

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[TigerLilly]

that one had me laughing just because of the sense of urgency!

 

[kuntrygirl]

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