Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

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potential buyers from craigslist

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Date: 2011-02-13, 6:47AM CST

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I list something for sale and i get replies with, ooohhh, i have to have this!!!!!! My experience with buyers is that they never show up on time. They catch me sleeping or in the shower, etc. So now i insist on meetingat a public place. This way, if they don't show, i can haul xxx. Why is this a deal breaker? I don't get it. Alot of the time, i mention meeting at a parking lot, and i don't hear from them. I'm not complaining, i just don't understand it. What happened between their excitement about the item( with exclamation marks) and the time i want to set a time and place? I bought a mower in front of a mcdonald's before, and still have it. I asked him to fire it up, i cut a few strips in a field, handed him cash and we were done. I guess people want to me to sit at home all day in hopes that they will show up 3 hours late. It's not gonna happen. I'd rather not sell than to put up with it. Now if you decide on a time, and aren't there, i'll wait 7 minutes, and i'm gone.


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Ahhhh check this out before it gets flagged! This was listed in my area craigslist.... not by me!
http://spokane.craigslist.org/grd/2215219417.html
Here it is... I just copyed the text... some people are.... far out.



I have old chicken eggs I would like to sell $3.00 per 3 dozen or a special deal of $1.00 per 1 dozen. I would be willing to sell 5 dozen for $5.00 or maybe 2.5 dozen for $2.50 I will sell larger quantities for larger quantities of money. It would probably be proportional ya know like 10 dozen would be like $10.00. If you want the brown eggs seperated from the white eggs there would be a little extra for the time it takes to sort them out. please email me with you old chicken egg needs I can post a picture if you need to see what the eggs look like. They pretty much look like a egg you wcould see if you went into a store and went back to the egg department and opened a carton of eggs and then imagen them kind of brown lookin
 
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Someone posted this one on another thread I just read...
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Giant hairball from a cow (Wichita KS)

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Date: 2011-02-14, 3:25PM CST
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We have gigantic hairball that came from a cow. It measures approx. 48 inches around and is bigger than a basketball. The world's record hairball is 54 inches and is located in Garden City Kansas. If you google worlds record hairball you will hit the website in Garden City and the Guiness Book to see what they look like. I can tex pictures of ours upon request. Make offer. Thank you​
 
$20.00 for WHAT???? by the hour? by the day? by the minute? And they said IF the job is well done........... IF? IF? SERIOUSLY????? REALLY???



House cleaning job - $20 (Lafayette)

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Date: 2011-02-15, 11:23AM CST
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Looking for female to clean house while i'm home . House to be vacumed , dishes to be washed , Things to be put in order such as clothing . If the job is well done person will be paid 20.00 dollars . Post with the title House cleaning job . Thanks !


•Location: Lafayette
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