Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[Zephyr Farms]

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Ruin ducks?

 

[WIChookchick]

Well Chad and his taxidermy are having more fun...

ALL Poultry to buy Chickens, Waterfowl (Clinton)
Date: 2011-03-26, 8:59PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Poultry: Looking for Laying Hens to buy. 1 to 3 years old Chickens (may take any chickens depending on price, but no rooster please)
and looking for Waterfowl, quail, pheasant, and turkeys, male and female day old to adult.

Call me Chad xxx-xxx-xxxx chadstaxidermy @xxxxxxxxx and send me any Photos and Details of how many, price and where to pick up.

(NOT FOR TAXIDERMY USE)


I am glad he wants to buy poultry, and its kinda sad he has to put that at the end.. not for dermy use!

 

[Karrie13]

incubater - $1500

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Date: 2011-03-03, 5:05PM CST
Reply to: [Errors when replying to ads?]

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er are no longer hatching anymore incubator eorks great for everything proven xxxxxxxx no spammers please cash only ps holds alot of eggs great hatches on all eild ducks bob pheasant ect


it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



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[kuntrygirl]

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HUH?

 

[featherz]

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Must be a heck of a bator!!

 

[Muggsmagee]

Just wanted to take 2 seconds to mention I would love to continue this thread, therefore please keep in mind all rules applied here on BYC. Even though I missed whatever post that triggered reaction from the mods, it will upset me if one of my favorite threads is removed because of inappropriate posts. This is a pure guilty pleasure poking fun at some outlandish and wacko ads out there! Don't ruin my fun. It will make me angry! Thanks.

 

[Zephyr Farms]

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Must be a heck of a bator!!

I agree!!

 

[sonew123]

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Well said Muggs

I should have said that a few more times on my thread before it was closed

 

[Dipsy Doodle Doo]

Hi! That's pretty funny! I hope someone grabs that great deal on the 'big wood box' and all.

Black Copper Marans (Lafayette )
Wife thinking she would make big money raising marans for eggs and selling
on e-bay etc. (the dreamer!!!). Well she left me for the young dude at the
feed store. Hope he can support her habits. LOL. Told me to take care of here
marans till she comes back next week get her stuff. So I'm doing what she asked
I want them gone by Sunday night. I have no idea what they are worth but see on
eBay eggs for 50-70 dollars a doz. ( she is insane ) did she pay that much?
Oooohhh that poor young man she roped!!! He's in for the ride of his life...
Back to the chickens that lay the golden eggs...... 16 hens and 2 roosters, she told
me something about the type or blood type is Davis, 2. Metal nest racks, cages,
feed, and 4 pens with no bottoms. A big wood box to hatch eggs ( says GQF on door ),
and a metal cage for the babies. Says (GQF Brooder) has light and heater inside.
This is a package deal so come with a trailer and cash only. All or nothing....
God only knows how much she payed for all this stuff. All I want is $ 500 (cash)
my payment is her face when she gets back to get here stuff next week. Leaving
for a meeting this morning will be in at 9pm, leave your phone number and name
in a email I'll call back after 8am Sunday morning. You must pick up before dark.
Also have a 2010 Corvette for sell, she won't need that either...
Hey men, if your wife goes to the feedstore every day you might want to watch out!!!!!!

It would sure be worth a call if you want them all.

Lisa

Just wanted to take 2 seconds to mention I would love to continue this thread, therefore please keep in mind all rules applied here on BYC. Even though I missed whatever post that triggered reaction from the mods, it will upset me if one of my favorite threads is removed because of inappropriate posts. This is a pure guilty pleasure poking fun at some outlandish and wacko ads out there! Don't ruin my fun. It will make me angry! Thanks

I just can't think of a single inappropriate thing to say.

Lisa​

 

[jennh]

Just found this one!


I have an 8'6" rooster for sale. All I can say is it's fiberglass, it's huge, and it will draw a ton of attention. I've found it new on the website www.verybigchickens.com for $2800 and I found a used one in Duncannon, Pa for $1700. I'm asking $1000 for mine. It's in really good shape and needs a good home. First $1000 cash takes it. Check out the pic!

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