Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[thebirdguy]

Gotta watch out for craigslist today.. APRIL FOOLS DAY ... I'm betting the person getting the calls about the free condoms didn't post the ad... Just like I'm pretty sure Mike didn't post this one.. LOL

Want to buy CATS & more CATS - $20 (dingle)

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Date: 2011-04-01, 10:44AM MDT
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I am over ran with mice need ten cats now, will pay 20 dollars each pick up not a problem. Would like a nice mix, long hair short hair, orange, black, tabby, or cross cats.
please call
208-xxx-xxxx ask for mike
if no anwser try again

 

[Muggsmagee]

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That would be a funny prank! Poor Mike!

 

[hollymh]

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$20.00????????? If he is an FFA student, then he knows that he can make money by shoveling poop and cleaning chicken coops. He wants the easy way out. I have been looking for an FFA student in my area to help out but all of them are lazy. No one wants to make any extra money. And I was willing to pay them $12.00 an hour.

I'll come shovel poop for you for that much LOL I hope when we get back state-side I can find someone as nice as you to work for, I'm going to school for pre-vet med and I'm also a full-time mother and those two things alone take up all my time so whatever I do to make extra money will have to be extreamly flexiable. Anyhow, good luck finding your FFA student

 

[ParadisePoultry]

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That would be a funny prank! Poor Mike!

especially the part about if no answer, try again

 

[Zephyr Farms]

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That would be a funny prank! Poor Mike!

I agree!

 

[backyardmenagerie]

airaconna rooster for sale - $7 (wyandotte)
Date: 2011-04-02, 9:35PM CDT
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i have a airaconna rooster for sale mostly black in color very nice looking 7.50 or best offer call xxx-xxx-xxxx and thanks

I love all the new breeds popping up on Craigslist!

 

[backyardmenagerie]

Just found this one:

found bull
Date: 2011-04-03, 9:53AM CDT
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found 1000 to 1500 pound bull around dearing ks. area if you lost one call to identify xxx-xxx-xxxx​

 

[michickenwrangler]

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[Cowgirl71]

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He's mine, honest!
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Just kidding!!!

I hope the real owner gets him back. This guy's gonna be swamped with calls from people wanting a free bull... Hopefully he's a smart individual and won't give him to the first person who shows up with a trailer.

 

[Cowgirl71]

To bad I don't have a horse... I'd love to go to town in this!

http://semo.craigslist.org/grd/2303051300.html

Certainly would draw attention! While I was at it I'd probably dress-up to look like an Indian or an Amish lady!