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[Cowgirl71]

Barrel mare/ QuarAb - $1000 (mammoth spring)
Date: 2011-04-02, 9:16PM CDT
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I have a 6 year old barrel gurulla mare for sale Shes been used for barrels poles worked cows and been on many trail rides. I got a new barrel mare and shes just standing in the field going to waste I'd like 1000.00 for her . I also have 2 QuarAb babys just make me an offer.

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I've always wanted a gorilla...

(I know he meant to say grulla)

That one about cats was pretty funny too... Poor Mike!

 

[backyardmenagerie]

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He's mine, honest!

Just kidding!!!

I hope the real owner gets him back. This guy's gonna be swamped with calls from people wanting a free bull... Hopefully he's a smart individual and won't give him to the first person who shows up with a trailer.

What I want to know is how do you lose a bull (and just the bull). And, how do you find one, for that matter? Does it follow you home? Wouldn't you, I don't know, look for a broken fence with a bunch of cows running loose? Because I don't typically think of bulls running around like strays...

 

[WhiteMountainsRanch]

We were rudely woken up one morning by some yelling, and looked out the window and there was a HUGE and I mean HUGE bull running through our backyard...

So I guess it IS possible to lose just one bull...

What I wanna know is what in the heck they were gonna do with it if they caught it!!!

 

[Kitt]

Craigslist ad..... Free ameraucana rooster. Beautiful boy. Hates human males. Please take him. I can't get near hens.

I now own him and he don't hate males....just didn't like his owner

 

[Zephyr Farms]

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[hollymh]

My brother got this on his door...

 

[Cowgirl71]

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He's mine, honest!

Just kidding!!!

I hope the real owner gets him back. This guy's gonna be swamped with calls from people wanting a free bull... Hopefully he's a smart individual and won't give him to the first person who shows up with a trailer.

What I want to know is how do you lose a bull (and just the bull). And, how do you find one, for that matter? Does it follow you home? Wouldn't you, I don't know, look for a broken fence with a bunch of cows running loose? Because I don't typically think of bulls running around like strays...

I've actually seen a 2000# bull clear a 4' barbed wire fence from a complete standstill. He just hopped over. He didn't even touch the fence. I would never of believed it if I hadn't been standing right there. He was a very laid back bull and would let you pet him in the field, except for when there was a cow in heat. He had an extremely high libido. During the two years we had him he'd plow through gates, hop over fences, etc. He was fine as long as he couldn't smell or see other cows in another field going into heat. If he saw them, those cows were as good as bred.

This is the most common time of year when bulls will break out. They've been sitting around bored for the last two or three months (or longer, if the farmer doesn't do fall calving), and the early spring calving cows are starting to come into heat now. Farmers keep these cows away from the bull because a cow bred now would calve in January, not the ideal time of year. So the poor bulls just sit around bored out of their skulls until May or June... Then they are each given about 30 cows and expected to get them all pregnant within 45-60 days.

 

[debilorrah]

Many years ago, when the ostrich farm was in town, I had one in my yard. It ate all my roses and the blossoms off the almond tree.

 

[constance]

we need some one to haul water for our pool - $200
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Date: 2011-04-04, 11:02AM MST
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we need some one to haul at least 11 thousand gallons of water to our house for our pool can anybody refer me to somone fairly cheap and maybe give me a quote .

please email me . thank you

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Is this normal?
Given that this is Southern AZ, water is scarce, and it is HOT (98 last Friday), I sure hope they plan on keeping that pool covered and don't spring a leak!​

 

[kuntrygirl]

HUH?

2 baby chicks

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Date: 2011-04-04, 2:52PM CDT
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4 2 ok 2 not ok


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