Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[Chickengal505]

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I wonder if someone was weird enough to buy it?

 

[sgtmom52]

At least they are honest about him...

FREE - Rooster ( Bared Plymouth Rock ) (York, PA)

Hi, We are looking for a new home for Lonnie the Rooster, he is 1 year old and chases joggers and little children. Please feel free to call me at anytime!

Thanks Mike

 

[Chickengal505]

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[Kansaseq]

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Last house, I had a bright yellow toilet, sink and tub! Attractive!

 

[sgtmom52]

Hmmm ~ I wonder what he does with all those snakes?

Will Remove Snakes From Property!! (Hellam and Surronding Area)

If you have large amounts of undesirable and sometimes potentially dangerous snakes on your farm,in your garden, or in your house. I will come out and remove them free of charge. Thank You​

 

[backyardmenagerie]

Beautiful Rooster an Hen - $40 (so.ea.Odessa)
Date: 2011-04-24, 1:01PM CDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]
I have a real Beautiful Rooster and Hen pair that are black an White speckeled pair , ( they look better than in the picture ) the hen has been layin a egg everyday , will take $40.00 obo for the pair will not break them up , call Tim at xxx-xxx-xxxx , thanks for loookin , an have a great day !!

$40 for a pair of chickens, and they don't even know the breed?​

 

[MyKidLuvsGreenEgz]

I posted an ad yesterday for my 1-week-old chicks hatched from my own eggs ... black australorp hens with an easter egger roo.

Got this response today:

I'm looking for Barred Rock or Rhode Island Red hens. Please let me know if you have either. Chicks are okay too.

HATE responses like that! Read the ad, people!​

 

[jennifersmith326]

SHOW GIRL ROOSTER - $10 (NEWNAN)

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Date: 2011-04-25, 8:43AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
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BOUGHT AS A CHICK AS A SHOWGIRL. NEVER HAVING ONE I WAS TOLS ALL DO NOT COME OUT LOOKING LIKE A NAKED NECK SILKIE.HE HAS A SILKIE DFACE AND TUFF OF HAIR ON TOP OF HIS HEAD AND IS SO SWEET. $ OR A BAG OF SCRATCH AND HE IS OURS.


Location: NEWNAN
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



PostingID: 2344618137

 

[kuntrygirl]

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HUH?????? What on earth..................

 

[ARose4Heaven]

Ladies Size 12 American Eagle Jeans - $20 (West Des Moines)

Date: 2011-04-25, 6:42PM CDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

American Eagle size 12 jeans. "Real Flare".
Hole in one knee (came that way). Great shape.

Smoke/pet free home.

515-508-9088

Can meet downtown or in WDM
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OK, now you just have to look at the pic with this one... I am gonna spend $20 for USED jeans? NOT! Those things still have the wrinkles on he back of the knees....and jeepers, I don't have to see the wearer, she left her shape behind! Not an attractive picture!

http://desmoines.craigslist.org/clo/2346094287.html