Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[Ashleyy_x3]

little girl kitten wonted (limerick)

Date: 2011-05-23, 3:16PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

im looking for a little baby girl kitten to add to my family, i would perfur a long hair kitten,8 to 10 weeks old, iv been looken for the right girl for a while, so ill try to see if she will come to me, please contact me if u have a baby girl coon i can have,we live in limerick. ty anna

Location: limerick
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2398203358

LOL love how they say perFUR, and then asks for you to contact them if you have a COON. thought they were looking for a kitten? not a raccoon? :O lol

 

[Ashleyy_x3]

Anything Motorized - $200 (Veazie)

Date: 2011-05-19, 3:42PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

Hey, Im looking for anything motorized like a motorcycle , dirt bike, ATV, ATC, Snowmobile, Go Kart, Snowblower , etc. things like that but NO lawnmowers. I would be extremely interested in it if its running but if its not stil send me a text and tell me what ya got. Im 14 and looking for a toy. thanks. 207-356-5400. please TEXT.

Location: Veazie
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2390893871

okay so for one, who would give a motorcycle to a 14 year old? andd why would someone want a snowblower as a toy?

and i dont get how a snowblower is fun, but NO lawnmowers LOL​

 

[Ashleyy_x3]

cough (bangor)

Date: 2011-05-23, 7:30PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

corner sectional cough call 207-478-8887

Location: bangor
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 2398767060

anyone want a cough?

 

[chickengrl]

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anyone want a cough?

No, no thanks on the cough. Sometimes I will get one, but always try to get rid of it.

 

[babymakes6]

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anyone want a cough?

I think Ashley has too much time on her hands!

 

[Ashleyy_x3]

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anyone want a cough?

I think Ashley has too much time on her hands!

LOL

nooo! hahah it prob took me all of 15 minutes of looking at craigslist to find those

there are loadsss of them from people around these parts

 

[rebel-rousing-at-night]

(BEAWARE!) - $1 (Triad (Greensboro))

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Date: 2011-05-29, 8:25AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
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Beaware of this MORON selling and repairing mowers. He is a liar and a cheat. Sells junk passing it as great running..ect......His name is and opperates from his mommies home in Greensboro. when confronted about something he sold he hides like a chicken sheet.

Funny to me. BTW I edited the last word of the post.

 

[Chickengal505]

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LOL Thanks for telling me, because I'm sitting here like "what the heck is a chicken's sheet?"

 

[Ashleyy_x3]

Womens Underthings (Maine made)

Date: 2011-05-24, 6:11PM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]



Saw the ad a couple below for ladies underwear and thought --HEY why not? Nope not a hot sexy college student but a 200 hundred pound, 40 something sweaty broad will send you her used underwear with all requests at least listened to. Size 7 or 8 lacy or granny panties.

i never got why people try and sell their used underwear either... at least this person seems to be on the same page

 

[chickensducks&agoose]

blow - $250 (danville)

Date: 2011-05-29, 8:09PM EDT
Reply to: see below [Errors when replying to ads?]

this is a ford blow and they have four bottom blows on it asking 250, ask for XXXX

(this is a link, they have a picture)

http://burlington.craigslist.org/grd/2409869229.html