Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[babymakes6]

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I like the "frizzel roaster!"

 

[Okie Amazon]

I'll take them Road Idlands!

 

[bustermommy]

But not at $60 a pair!

or did I read that wrong?

 

[alabamachick]

I was not aware that a Yellow Lab, and a chocolate lab made a spotted Catahoula. See pic in the ad. People are amazing.

http://dothan.craigslist.org/zip/2430042639.html


Free lab (Troy)

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Date: 2011-06-09, 10:48AM EDT
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Mother is a yellow lab, father is a chocolate lab, so the results are spotted! Zeke(male) is 17 months old. He has been an outside dog but since he is still young you may be able to house traine him. He is great with children and other dogs, loves attention, and the water. He is a true lab though, so he's not so great with small animals or cats. The only downside to Zeke is that he likes to dig. I don't have enough time in the day to go behind him & fill in the holes. He is a loving dog and will only goto a great family/person. Email me if you're interested.

 

[Dutchgirl]

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Lhasa Apso, am I correct?

 

[WingingIt]

1986 Chevy conversion van stolen from my shed in Springfield on Sunday.
DESCRIPTION: dark grey color, side and back rear windows covered in silver duck tape, and sprayed
over with black spray paint.
**I was planning on turning it into bus for my church, that's why the windows look like that.
people know me would back me up on that so I'm not worried about it.

VERY PERSONAL private, personal items inside
1- two sets of police-style handcuffs... very valuable. steel locks. I have the key ,so you can't use them anyway, I would really love to have these back for sentimentel reasons.
2- There might also be some old magazines too maybe, but they aren't mine.
My neighbor asked me to store them inside of my van so his wife wouldn'tcatch him looking at them, they are not mine, but I would like them back so he doesn't get in any kind of trouble for looking at that sort of thing. We all sin, but god knows our heart! (corinthians 5-17)

**There is some home-made like VCR tapes too that aren't mine. believe me, I go to church all the time, and people who know me will tell you that I would NEVER look at stuff like that,
but it would be real nice if I could just return them to their rightful owner so people don't think I look
at crap like that. God knows that I don't and that's what's important.
Please let me know if you have seen this vehicle!! This really hurt my plans for the weekend
any information would be appreciated! God Bless!


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Is it just me or does it sound to you like his plans might be to abduct, rape and torture people?

You really must bring back the evidence, er, um, neighbor's stuff ASAP. Yeah, that's it, blame the neighbor!

 

[WingingIt]

I HAVE SIX OR EIGHT PULLETS FOR SALE! AROUND 8 OR 10 WEEKS OLD! I HAVE IZA BROWN, RHODE ISLAND RED, AND A FEW OTHERS. THREE DOLLARS EACH. CALL xxxxxxx

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Do they really run so fast that you can't count them? Or are you just not sure that they are all pullets?

 

[kuntrygirl]

Spell Check - $1 (70501)

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Date: 2011-06-10, 1:03AM CDT
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Please for the love of God, use spell check or a dictionary. The illiteracy of some people out there is astonishing. How can any one take you seriously about buying stuff. For example, you need to "sell" stuff, not "sale" it! I mean, really? C'mon people its common sense.


•Location: 70501
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[babymakes6]

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THAT is one of my pet-peeves also! I also hate to see people who don't use capital letters at all, no punctuation marks, and "text lingo." Why is it so much easier to write "UR" instead of "your?"

 

[critter ridge]

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