Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[Lothiriel]

Chickens... Not roosters. Be sure of that.

 

[Lothiriel]

FERTILE HATCHING EGGS (SUSSEX COUNTY, NJ)

Date: 2012-02-08, 2:15PM EST
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We have PUREBRED Ameracauna hatching eggs available. These birds lay blue and green eggs. The colorful breeding stock have green shanks (legs) and beards/tufts. The rooster is absolutely gorgeous and will produce superior offspring. $7.00 per dozen. I prefer not to ship eggs. You will have a much higher hatch rate if you pick up. You can pick up in _ or delivery might be arranged based on where you are.

We also have brown fertile eggs from these PUREBRED hens (breeds): Naked Neck Turken, White Plymouth Rock, Black Jersey Giant, Golden Laced Wyandotte and Delaware. Roosters with them are PUREBRED Buckeye and PUREBRED Ameracauna. These will provide a very colorful HYBRID flock. They are mixed so I can't separate these by breed.

Thanks



If they have green legs and lay green eggs, they are not Ameraucanas. It bugs me endlessly when people sell EEs as Ameraucanas, worse than the hatcheries. Makes one leery of the other "PUREBRED" stock they sell.

 

[Nitrous]

Quote: If they have green legs and lay green eggs, they are not Ameraucanas. It bugs me endlessly when people sell EEs as Ameraucanas, worse than the hatcheries. Makes one leery of the other "PUREBRED" stock they sell.


Love those purebred easter eggers.

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

yup, we have a purebreed EE too

 

[armdchicken]

Are You a Ghost Surfing the Web?

Date: 2011-10-18, 7:10PM EDT

Documentary style program is looking to contact a ghost on the internet. If you are DEAD and reading this, please respond!

What is your name?
How did you pass away?
Why are you surfing the internet?

 

[hemet dennis]

Are You a Ghost Surfing the Web?

Date: 2011-10-18, 7:10PM EDT

Documentary style program is looking to contact a ghost on the internet. If you are DEAD and reading this, please respond!

What is your name?
How did you pass away?
Why are you surfing the internet?

**** their on to me

 

[armdchicken]

Here's another one...Anyone up for the task

I have approximately 1,243 chickens that need to be transported, i began my journey with my mini van but just was not working out, too many trips and too much **** and feathers, and with no ac it makes it very difficult when constantly tempted to roll the windows down, and because doing it all by hand i have lost 1 out of 4 chickens with my first 3 trips. if you have reasonable transportation for this chicken operation plz let me know. thank you.

-Matt

 

[Mattemma]

http://youngstown.craigslist.org/pet/2853358063.html


I have a small bread dog there is no rehomeing fee I don't no the bread but she will stay small she is around 10 pounds no shots good with other dogs and kids very playful and loveing I really need her gone I can send pic throught text only so email with me your num



I like whole wheat high fiber bread!

 

[Mattemma]

My 9yo would make me buy that dino!

This tops the rooster...

http://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/for/2786130947.html

 

[armdchicken]

Heres one:
Dead Moose

Date: 2008-05-08, 10:33AM AKDT

I have a dead moose free for the taking.

It died yesterday, apparently of natural causes. I called Fish & Game to come and get it. Apparently, moose are a natural resource and belong to everybody, until they die, then they belong to whoevers property they die on. So, according to Fish & Game, the moose now belongs to me. Sweet!!

So, if you want a free moose, please come and get it before the bears do.

You could use it for dog food, or stuff it and put it your front yard, bear bait, whatever. If you live in the lower 48, this might be your best opportunity to get a free Alaska moose. I dont really care, I just want it out of my yard.

Please reply via email, I dont need all the animal rights folks calling me, its dead, and according to Fish & Game, its got no more rights...