Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[ForgottenGlen]

http://fayetteville.craigslist.org/grd/2914226014.html

Slightly bipolar horse for sale. Beautiful (right out of a fairy tale) white, with one blue eye and one brown. Half Arabian/Half Quarter with papers. Freaks out over EVERYTHING. Birds, squirrels, leaves, bags (paper or plastic), cars, dogs, cats, grass, trees, tires, etc. Personality can shift from loving to murderous in about 1/10 of a second. Has biten (x1), has kicked (x1). Only selling to VERY competent rider/trainer. Ridable by people who enjoy roller costers - not preferrable for people who enjoy life. Must sign disclosure saying you are not suicidal prior to purchase. Selling because husband hates everything about this horse. Easy keeper. Please call 1-801-664-2371 for more information.

 

[ChicknThief]

 

[boykin2010]

How is she an easy keeper???

 

[conny63malies]

White color blue eye? chances are that she has very bad eye sight and that why she spooks so bad. Plus arabians tend to be a bit more high strung anyways.

 

[galanie]

White color blue eye? chances are that she has very bad eye sight and that why she spooks so bad. Plus arabians tend to be a bit more high strung anyways.

That's what I was thinking, too.

 

[Bunnylady]

How is she an easy keeper???

In horse lingo, an "easy keeper" usually means a horse that remains in good weight on little food.

 

[LoweBow]

Rainbow chickens - $35 (Middletown)

Date: 2012-03-09, 1:11PM EST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]


THESE ARE THE CHICKENS WHICH LAY THE COLORED EASTER EGGS...GREEN AND BLUE. THESE GALS ARE VERY FRIENDLY AND LAY ONE EGG PER DAY.

 

[LoweBow]

Rooster For Sale - Cheap - $1 (St Matthews)

Date: 2012-02-11, 1:50PM EST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]


I have a nice 9 month old rooster, not sure the breed as I'm new to this chicken thing. I have three hens and no need for the rooster.
Warning though, he crows to high heaven every morning at 5am like clock work. Throw your alarm clock in the garbage, you won't need it
any more. He's a good bird, just don't need him as I just want my hens for producing eggs and no chicks.
Shoot me a call if interested. Five zero two xxxxxxx.
Take him today so I can sleep in tomorrow morning!

 

[LoweBow]

OHHH I'm so happy I found this thread!!!! I love a good laugh!

 

[marlowmanor]

Rooster For Sale - Cheap - $1 (St Matthews)

Date: 2012-02-11, 1:50PM EST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]


I have a nice 9 month old rooster, not sure the breed as I'm new to this chicken thing. I have three hens and no need for the rooster.
Warning though, he crows to high heaven every morning at 5am like clock work. Throw your alarm clock in the garbage, you won't need it
any more. He's a good bird, just don't need him as I just want my hens for producing eggs and no chicks.
Shoot me a call if interested. Five zero two xxxxxxx.
Take him today so I can sleep in tomorrow morning!

He sounds like our EE roo! Except he will crow anywhere from 3am to 5am! Throughout the day and even late evening! Our BR roo doesn't crow at all!