Oh Craigslist, You Amuse Me So!

[RyeRanch]

That post has been removed from Craigslist, but out of morbid curiosity I googled "vegan manure" and discovered there are loads of blog posts and discussions about whether a vegan can eat food grown with manure compost. Who'd a thunk it?

I think I threw up a little when I read this. There are some seriously strange people out there.

 

[sgtmom52]

http://york.craigslist.org/grd/3262117189.html


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[Nelson-90]

I gotta say, this one literally has me speechless. I keep thinking to say something, my mouth opens, my mouth closes, my eyes close. Repeat.

http://medford.craigslist.org/grd/3259260765.html

100% vegan manure - $7 (Ashland)

Date: 2012-09-08, 2:58PM PDT



Note: I apologize if this posting is offensive, but it is completely honest and true, and the business is legitimate. Thank you.

I have sold my own human fecal manure for three years in shasta county, but have since relocated to Ashland and am looking for a new customer base. I am a vegan, no milk products!! This will be the most high quality manure for farming, gardening, and houseplants (I reccomend letting houseplants sit outside for a day or so to let the smell settle before bringing them back into your home). I do offer one pound testers for new customers. Once a month I also do a six day tomato binge for high nutrient manure. That goes for $9/lb. Please CALL for more information. I have almost no internet access so CALL PLEASE. Not e-mail.
I am willing to eat up to 4,500 calories per day for large orders.
I look forward to serving you.

thats just wrong and disgusting how can people ven think of such a thing thats just wrong i get that the economy is not good and people are trying to make some extra cash but come in thats just wrong.

 

[cassie]

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I am more interested in what kind of idiots are her customers. And why???????

 

[Nelson-90]

I am more interested in what kind of idiots are her customers. And why???????

yeah tottally

 

[Yayah]

I did the same thing Gargoyle did, and googled out of curiosity (how is this legal??) and discovered the word "Humanure".
No words... no words....

 

[cassie]

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Just a comment. Back in the day when most people had outhouses and chamberpots, it was not uncommon to empty the chamberpots on the manure pile or the garden. It was called night soil. As far as I know, nobody tried to sell it though. Unless the human manure is composted, its use can spread parasites and disease. They didn't know that in the old days.

 

[Yayah]

That's an interesting thought, cassie!
Look how far we've come! Haha

 

[babymakes6]

Just a comment. Back in the day when most people had outhouses and chamberpots, it was not uncommon to empty the chamberpots on the manure pile or the garden. It was called night soil. As far as I know, nobody tried to sell it though.Unless the human manure is composted, its use can spread parasites and disease. They didn't know that in the old days.

nobody tried to sell cow manure, rocks, dirt, or water either........

 

[CochinBrahmaLover]

http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/grd/3253878216.html


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