If you lived closer, I'd offer you some venison, Luv Ducks!
Our Son years ago got his totaled and after the patrol let him follow her home because his headlights were gone, we went back to get it. Someone else stopped and was loading it up and I let them know that our Son just lost his car over that deer and it was ours. They had no problem with letting us have it. We made good use of it. I have had them run into the side of my car before and make good side dents. I see them all of the time since I leave the house at 4:45 am.If you lived closer, I'd offer you some venison, Luv Ducks! I agree, deer don't make good hood ornaments...one totaled our car a few years ago, but it lived, got up, looked at us, then took off.