OK girls...tell me what you would do if your DH did this to you!

I think our DH's would get along very well! LOL But he made a bet and he lost fair and square. My DH bet me 2 polish hens that Disneyland only did fireworks at Christmastime. Silly bet, since he knows that I am the Disneyland Queen. But still he made the bet, I was right and as soon as I find those polish he's payin' up!
 
on the subject of degrees and what you know... I'm a PhD in Botany and a few months ago I was at a talk in the Zoology department about feeding strategies of urban versus rural birds. The only thing I know about birds is what I've learned from my chickens (and I've only had them for a year). The findings of the study showed that urban nesting birds forage for longer hours than rural birds each day. So I asked (naively) if urban birds were influenced by light contamination, since there is a lot more outdoor light in urban settings than rural settings. I explained that when I have my outdoor light on, my chickens come out of the coop at night towards the light. But if there is no light in my backyard, I can't get them to come out for anything.
Low and behold, the bird people had never thought of this, and it has spurred new research projects.
...All this to say that you learn way more from you chickens then you do in a classroom.
 
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Funny how when we "hens" try to decide what is fair for both sexes we are "man-haters." A very male attitude. Unless we "hens" give slack to our man we are man-haters. Yep, we are supposed to be the caring ones, not the fair ones.
 
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OOhh Man you traitor, your still ok with me LOL LOL.

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I was going to suggest ribbing him mildly about the cages until he buys them, because if he is anything like my Ken he will buy them after a few hints are dropped.

Deb :

Very nice approach, this one is more along the lines I like, just a little ribbing & fun & huggy pie kissey poo and BAM, buy some cages. Thanks Deb as always the voice of reason.

AL
 
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Women are irrational, that's all there is to that!
Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags!
They're nothing but exasperating, irritating,
vacillating, calculating, agitating,
Maddening and infuriating hags!
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so honest, so thoroughly square;
Eternally noble, historic'ly fair;
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat.
Well, why can't a woman be like that?
Why does ev'ryone do what the others do?
Can't a woman learn to use her head?
Why do they do ev'rything their mothers do?
Why don't they grow up- well, like their father instead?
Why can't a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant, so easy to please;
Whenever you are with them, you're always at ease.
One man in a million may shout a bit.
Now and then there's one with slight defects;
One, perhaps, whose truthfulness you doubt a bit.
But by and large we are a marvelous sex!
Why can't a woman take after like a man?
Cause men are so friendly, good natured and kind.
A better companion you never will find.
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so decent, such regular chaps.
Ready to help you through any mishaps.
Ready to buck you up whenever you are glum.
Why can't a woman be a chum?
Why is thinking something women never do?
Why is logic never even tried?
Straight'ning up their hair is all they ever do.
Why don't they straighten up the mess that's inside?
Why can't a woman behave like a man?

Why can't a woman be like ME ?
 
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Well as usual you old hen's have crucified this poor guy, all I can say to him is take a nice long walk, and don't come back EVER!!!.

This thread is just too funny.
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My dh only bet with me just once. He lost 300.00. He paid up. A bet is a bet. Had HE won he would have made me pay and then he would have bragged to our friends.

Your dh needs to pay up!!
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Tell your dh to read this thread. I think he would get the idea.​
 
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LET IT GO!

from a male perspective

I agree, let it go. He admitted he was wrong. Life is too short to let it continue to get to you. I've been married 35+ years and there are some things you can either keep carrying around and let it bother you , or let it go and go on with life.
 

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