Okies in the BYC The Original

[Okla-doodle-doo]

8:45 Good morning all Welcome to all the new people. We are a nice bunch of chicken enablers! If we can give advise we would love to,if you don't want it we'll proably give it any way!Lol.

Garcefull
How did the testing go? I was wondering what happens if you fail,do you get in any trouble or quartine or anything?
Teach
Taking a snake to church? Sounds like another half crazed missippii squirrel song in the making!

Henny
Hows it going with mom. Is she in an assisted or nursing facility? Mil goes back to her other sister labor day. I am so mad I could spit,the sil is going to put her back in her (mil) apartment and says she will stay with her! Yeah Right! Sil just doesn't believe she needs 24 care/watch. I'm about ready to throw up my hands and say shes yours do what you want. By labor day I will proably need to be in a home!

 

[Cuban Longtails]

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I cannot help my self... I had to look!
Do you still have this bird:
Spitzhauben (LF) x Silver Spangeled Hamburg Pullet - $6
(2009 hatch, small crest)?

She sounds like she could be a sister (or wife

) to my little "Spitz Bantam Project Bird"! Infact I may be talked into buying her at POOPS

Yup, and I hatched her from your eggs.

I will get a photo of her to show you. I thought she was pure spitz at first, but I don't think she is. She looks more like a spangled hamburg with a crest.

 

[Cuban Longtails]

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YaY!!! Little Maggies!

Do they not have the biggest chipmunk cheeks you've ever seen on a baby chick?

 

[Buckguy20]

P.O.O.P.S. WISH LIST

Everyone wants Rooster Barrels----------------See Buckguy

QUENSTON: EE's and non-white Silkies, Gold Laced and blue laced Wyandottes

BUCKGUY: Welsummers, Marans, hens or pullets, Silver Spangled Hamburg roo, Turken hens and Butler quail.

Teach: Bantam Brown Legorns and rabbits

BETHINOKLAHOMA: Show Cochins

POCO POLLO: Barred rocks, Speckled Sussex, light Sussex, Mottled Houdans, Cream Brabanters. Either chickens or hatching eggs hatching eggs and non white guineas or eggs.

MUESKY: Polish, White and Partridge Cochins, and Mottled Houdans

AL: White Plymouth Rocks

Chknaddict-------Salmon Favorelle pullet or young hen

Kimmphil-------------Silkie hens

Sooner-------------Polish

Teach------------Mille Fluer D'uccles

OKrobin---------D'uccle pullet

 

[Buckguy20]

GUESS WHO IS COMING TO P.O.O.P.S.

Chiknaddict-----------------

Big Okie----------------------

TJ's Na Na-------------------

Greybear--------------------

Quenston-------------------

Pepper48-------------------

Bethinoklahoma------------

TheBarnSwallow-----------

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Teach07---------------------

Al-----------------------------

Poultry&Bees---------------

Slightlycracked-------------

Stimpy------------------------

Dandelion--------------------

Buckguy---------------------

Sooner----------------------

Gracefulbantams----------

Cuban Longtails------------

NNbreeder-------------------

Poco Pollo-------------------

Carla & Gerald -------------

luv2bmemaw2--------------

Krysstyllanthrox*----------

Muesky----------------------

Oklahoma Lightning-------

Chiclooker-------------------

kimphil-----------------------

Yonderoak------------------

Hennypennies--------------

OKrobin----------------------

Luvs2garden2000---------

Cityclucks-------------------

Stray-------------------------

crestedchicklover----------

Total--------------------------90 Smilin faces

Let me know when you know.

 

[Buckguy20]

I changed one letter, added a short word, deleted a few other words and this is what Clucks really said.


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[chickensandmore]

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now it make sense





Don

 

[chickensandmore]

Seen this on the Ft Smith Craigslist

http://fortsmith.craigslist.org/grd/1334610209.html

Yeah it's me



Don

 

[ke_ben]

No time, but a quick laugh.

Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!!
Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100,000-v olt, pocket/purse- sized tazer. The effects of the tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long-term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety....??
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time; I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME!!!
Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two triple-A batteries, right? There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target. I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised. Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and tazer in another. The directions said that a one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant; a two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; a three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water. Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference; pretty cute really and (loaded with two itsy, bitsy triple-A batteries) thinking to myself, 'no possible way!' What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best........
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side as to say, 'don't do it doofas', reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it. I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and...
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD . . WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION . . . WHAT THE ???? !!!
I'm pretty sure Jessie Ventura ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs? The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.
Note: If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a tazer, one note of caution: there is no such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor.. A three second burst would be considered conservative.
IT HURT LIKE nobody knows !!!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point), I collected my wits (what little I had left), sat up and surveyed the landscape. My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace. The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was. My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching. My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs. I had no control over the drooling.
Apparently I pooped on myself, but was too numb to know for sure and my sense of smell was gone. I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head which I believe came from my hair. I'm still looking for my teeth and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!



P.s... My wife, can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift, and now regularly threatens me with it!



If you think education is difficult, try being stupid !!!

Everybody have a great weekend!​

 

[Cuban Longtails]

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Everybody have a great weekend!

That sounds like something Teach would do.