"An Oklahoma Wife"
Three men married wives from different states.
The first man married a woman from Michigan . He told her  that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It  took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came  home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Missouri . He gave his wife orders that she was to do  all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day  he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it  was better.  By the third day, he saw his house was  clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man  married a girl from OKLAHOMA . He ordered her to  keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,  laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every  meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the  third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he  could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a  sandwich and load the
dishwasher.