Okies in the BYC The Original

[sydni82]

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Awww thanks for the weather update. I am going to be honest I havent been watching it that well. Long day at work. hehe. I feel like a part of the family here. Greatest Forum EVER!!!!

 

[Stimpy]

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That's nothing. Right now, I could throw a chicken to Kansas, just by tossin' her straight up.

-Stimp-

 

[Teach97]

Glad to hear folks are making through the weather!

I had to post this pic of my broodies...4 all in the same nest and just look at the stupid looks on thier faces...what you want eggs?

 

[Slightly Cracked]

I hope this wind lets up or I will end up in Kansas it is less than five miles from the house.
I may have to tie rocks around my poor little bantams legs so they don't blow away!
Hey Teach, how far are you from the Kansas line?

Does anyone have a cool turkey that Shaun could show at the fair in August? Something not run of the mill. Blue Slate maybe?? I know nothing about turkeys but I think it would be fun to have something differnt!!

 

[poultryand bees]

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That's nothing. Right now, I could throw a chicken to Kansas, just by tossin' her straight up.

-Stimp-

OKLAHOMA where the wind comes sweeping down the plain.........

 

[poultryand bees]

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Check with Doubleostud and OKCarla for blue slate turkeys

 

[al6517]

The weather just past us a few minutes ago, I never even lost my internet connection, they were squallin about high winds and it was worst at noon than during the storm. we got hit by the brunt of the so called big cell and it was just enough to scare the women & childern and the weather guys to keep their jobs. Anyway all is fine here no problems, back to my coffee and BYC.

KT thanks for the call your a dear.

AL

 

[Stimpy]

"An Oklahoma Wife"

Three men married wives from different states.

The first man married a woman from Michigan . He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Missouri . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from OKLAHOMA . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the
dishwasher.

 

[Buckguy20]

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That's nothing. Right now, I could throw a chicken to Kansas, just by tossin' her straight up.
-Stimp-

I almost choked on a hershey kiss whenI read this. Note to me: Clear mouth before reading a post from Stimpy.
I think I saw that Colorado woman you wrestled. She was a bouncer at a lumberjack camp.

 

[Buckguy20]

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Thanks Al Me too! I am really looking forward to meeting you.