Okies in the BYC The Original

[Stimpy]

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AL, Al, Al,

You have to understand the feminine mystique. That pile of chicken wire is a hint. Piling all that poultry netting is her way of saying "Al, I'd like a shiny new T-post driver for mother's day". Sometimes women can be very subtle in getting their messages across. You have to be able to read between the lines, to uncover their hidden meanings. If I can help, just ask.

-Stimp-

 

[al6517]

Quote:
AL, Al, Al,

You have to understand the feminine mystique. That pile of chicken wire is a hint. Piling all that poultry netting is her way of saying "Al, I'd like a shiny new T-post driver for mother's day". Sometimes women can be very subtle in getting their messages across. You have to be able to read between the lines, to uncover their hidden meanings. If I can help, just ask.

-Stimp-

OOOHHHHHH!!!! so that is what she meant, how stupid of me. I think your right Stimp, I can see the meaning now, she really does want that T-post driver. Matbe that pink tool belt could help her assecerise too. Stimpy you see everything Bow bow bow.

AL

 

[Stimpy]

Al,

Any of my ex-wives can tell you how good I am at reading their hidden secrets. I am very sensitive to their needs and wants.

Let's face it, all a woman really wants is a chance to make a man happy. It's up to us, with our larger, masculine brains, to understand that and to give them a chance to accomplish that goal.

-Stimp-

 

[poultryand bees]

Al and Stimp - you guys are cracking me up!

Having met both of you, I know that you really don't want to make your gals mad at you.

Stimp - you really need to get her a tractor with a three point drive and an attachment that will drill the post hole using the energy from the tractor. That MIGHT keep you from eating Tacos for the next 6 months.

 

[Oklahoma Lightning]

Hey, Carla, we getting ready to head out. Will stop by Attwoods in Salupla to pick up feed Siloams out of then meet you at Jones.
I want some eggs too remember.
I am getting poults from Carla and a pair of chocolate from another lady. Shoot I better go look up her name so I can find her when we get to Jones. Poultryandbees, I think.

 

[Sonya]

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Al, Sunday is Mother's Day! Silly! We're doing a bbq that day too with ribs and steak....of course, that's cause the guys have to cook and that's all they are good at.

Oh yea I knew that LOL. That is all we are good at!!!!??? did you really just say that.

AL

I meant that the guys in *my* world are only good at BBQ'ing! LOL Don't know if I'd trust them to cook anything else!

 

[poultryand bees]

Attendees for the NPIP testing class - June 12

Poultryand bees

TJ' papa Bill

Luvs2garden

OKcarla

oldmotherhen

chiclooker

Slightly Cracked

Teach - if he remembers to sign up

Anyone else planning to attend the NPIP class in OKC on June 12?

 

[CityClucks]

Wow - Okies have been chatty! Took me a while to catch up - that'll teach me to mow instead of keeping up with my friends.

Quenston - thanks so much for checking on the Slightly Crackeds for us and posting an update. I was really thinking about them yesterday.

Neecy - glad you are all okay and sorry about the damage and the little Silkie you lost. Hope your power comes on soon and all the eggs turn out okay.

Andisgarden!! Congrats on the good grades - I know you worked hard for those. It's good to see you on here again!

Muesky & P&B - enjoyed the llama talk - I learned a lot - by the way, what are crias?

Stimpy & Al - I've said it before, but I just get the giggles watching your conversation!

 

[chickensandmore]

We just got home from picking up my wifes mothers day gift

I love her so much and I just hated seeing her do that back breaking weed eating..Now her life will be easier and she can spend more time with me..

Don

 

[RonnieAtkeson]

I only got about 4 hours sleep last nite. Wife and kids are out of town so thought id get some sleep. Durn phone aint every stopped ringing, i cant belive it. People that never call, are calling waking me up, ugh. On the + side my moms x husband is gonna get me a feeder pig to fatten up for 30$.