How bout a contest. Much like the loogie-hocking competitions in Kansas, Crystal, you can sponsor the Inaugural Booger Blast Bout. I'm sure ESPN2 might be interested
Then there are the men with whiskers, you have to be careful with boogerage......DH has a moustache & small beard, and sometimes he's not careful and there will be a "clinger" right under his nose attached to the stache.......I have to remind him....."you need a tissue!"
This thread has been great, I haven't snacked on anything since reading this thing......