OMG What Impy just did!! ROFLMBO!

Discussion in 'Pictures & Stories of My Chickens' started by gritsar, Oct 7, 2010.

  1. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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    I just spent an hour cracking pecans for my juvenile flock, including that crazy cockerel named Impy.
    To be fair I thought I should treat my adult flock too, but didn't feel like gathering more pecans. Okay, string cheese sticks will work for the big birds.
    I took a rounabout way out to the adult coop, but Impy followed me; no doubt hoping for more pecans. Get out to where my big birds are ranging and start feeding them the string cheese. Well Impy is either very, very brave or very, very stupid. He walks right up to my adult roo Thor and snatches a piece of cheese out of Thor's beak. I froze. I'm thinking there's no way Thor is going to let Impy get away from that. I quickly started making mental plans of where to bury Impy. Thor = 13 lbs. last time I weighed him, Impy? Maybe two, soaking wet.
    To my astonishment, Thor let Impy take the cheese and then walked away. [​IMG]
    So Impy decides to push his luck - again, very brave or very stupid - and saunters over to my dark brahma, half-blind, runt hen Lil'Bit. Impy starts wing dancing Lil'Bit. Again I froze, wondering what Thor would do. Again, Thor did absolutely nothing. [​IMG]



    Lil'Bit, on the other hand, started stomping Impy into the ground! She hit him with a both feet kick that knocked him down and then she turned him every which way but lose. [​IMG]

    I was laughing my butt off on the way back to the house. I left Impy out there, by the way. I plan on going to rescue him in oh...15 minutes or so. [​IMG]
     
  2. theoldchick

    theoldchick The Chicken Whisperer

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    Poor Impy!
     
  3. country freedom

    country freedom Chillin' With My Peeps

    WOW! [​IMG]
    What a lesson - I hope he learns fast!
    Good story visual, also! [​IMG]
     
  4. Cindiloohoo

    Cindiloohoo Quiet as a Church Mouse

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    That'll learn that lil upstart to not git too big fer his britches!! [​IMG]

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  5. redhen

    redhen Kiss My Grits... Premium Member

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    [​IMG] Awesome! That'll teach the little man... [​IMG]

    I have a hen like that too.. my white rock, Pearl... she was actually fighting my HUGE head roo the other day...
    HE backed down first..and looked like a sissy to the other girls.. [​IMG]
     
  6. X2Farm

    X2Farm Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] Just the visuals alone, between Thor and the Brahma hen [​IMG] [​IMG] and Impy with his Napolean [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Thanks, I needed that laugh [​IMG]
     
  7. gritsar

    gritsar Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!

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    Quote:Poor Impy, my left foot! He's been the terror of the barnyard since he was about two weeks old. It's payback time. [​IMG]
     
  8. Imp

    Imp All things share the same breath- Chief Seattle

    Kids these days! [​IMG]

    hrrruuummmp!

    Imp- secretly thinking "go impy, go impy" [​IMG]
     
  9. redhen

    redhen Kiss My Grits... Premium Member

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  10. Firearia

    Firearia Chillin' With My Peeps

    lol I thought the title said 'OMG Impy just died! ROFLMBO"

    I was like what! [​IMG]
     

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