Only at a BYC'ers, would you hear....

[Lucky Ducky]

One of my 5 yr. old DS's game pullets laid her first egg/s and he said, " Mom, I don't want to eat it/them!!!! I want to hatch them!!! Put them in the incubator MOM!."

He's starting early.

 

[chiknwhisperer]

Hey mom do we have any leftovers for the chickens this morning?
DH telss me I have to stop letting my RIR hen follow e in the back door because I'm encouraging her bad behavoiur lol.

 

[chickenmum]

My sister to me

You can't feed the chickens the cat food!!!

Quit using my scoop!!!


She has goats and doesn't like it when I use just anything for the chickens, like a cat bowl or goat scoop or goat tub...

 

[Eggs4Sale]

Oldest son looking in the freezer for a frozen water to take outside on a hot day:

"Mom, are these waters good or have the chickens been on them?"

And, yes, the chickens had been on all of them.... broody hens.

 

[TaLani]

Told my mom yesterday: "Guess what I saw in the sky on my way home tonight?" "What?" "A puffy clould that looked just like a Silkie!" My mom said, "You've been on that chicken website too much haven't ya??!!"

 

[illinichick]

I have my FIL "trained" to bring their melon and veg scraps over and throw them in the chicken pen. The chickens now know the sound of his four wheeler and will coming running! He didnt know they were so smart.

 

[JennsPeeps]

At a party at a friend's house: "Don't throw away the leftovers. We'll give them to the chickens."

At my house: "Honey, there are invaders in the living room again."

At the grocery store in front of the egg case: (snicker)

When out for breakfast: "Don't order anything with eggs - ours at home are better."

 

[CarriBrown]

"POTPIE!!! Get out of the dog food!!"

And my dad, at a fancy restaurant, "Can I get a to go box for my chickens?"

 

[juliect]

LOL...I thought I was the only one that asks for a to-go box for the chickens.

 

[CarriBrown]

Nope, you're not. My dad does it at the fancy joints. I don't know why he NEEDS to tell the waiter what the box is for.

I guess he likes their reaction!