Only at a BYC'ers, would you hear....

[annie3001]

I tell my 2 small kids "if you dont eat your food, the chickens are gonna get all of it" amazing how quickly they start eating.
and what they dont eat, I used to throw away, now my chickens are eating it!!! bravo!

 

[Kiwi Chicky]

Last night my BIL asked why the wood was in the garage?

I said "because the chickens are in the wood shed"

"Why are the chickens in the wood shed?"

"Because its warmer and dryer than their coop, and they were catching colds"

"You spoil those chickens"

 

[ILOVEFRIZZLES]

I went out to the coop got my egg and was washing it when my daughter walked in and said what you doing with that. I said going to eat it . She look at me and frowns then say but mom you do know that just came out of Hannah's butt. I just laughed she was not.

 

[shadowpaints]

there is nothing funnier than having to pull 8 hens off a sheltie pup!! lol except that is if the pup is crying lol

we lock our dogs up when the chickens are in the yard.. not for the chickens sake but for the dogs!! lol

 

[Rafter 7 Paint Horses]

DH: Your chickens are knocking at the door again!


Jean

 

[Sugar Sand Farm]

DH saying Theres no mail today but we got a dozen empty egg cartons from someone.

 

[Sunny Side Up]

"Eat the cracked eggs first!"

"Who are we having for dinner tonight?"

On our answering machine: "Please leave a message, we're probably outside feeding the chickens..."

 

[thechickenchick]

I just read all 6 pages! It is nice to know that I am just as "normal" as the rest of you!!

My teenager- Mom, do I have to eat it all or can I just put it in the chicken bucket?

 

[FrenchHen]

Don't feed that to the chickens, it's too old.

Did you put the rooster in the dog crate in the barn so we can sleep past six?

OOO, catch that garter snake and watch the chickens eat it!

 

[thechickenchick]

"I am going out to put the chickens to bed, be right back"

"Honey, the rooster in the living room HAS to go"

"What do you need from town?" Answer, "Lunch meat, milk, wine and chicken feed"