Overheard conversations

[KristyHall]

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I can see why!

 

[KristyHall]

today at teh grocery store a worn out lady with three rambunctious kids close to the same age and a couple of twin infants was trying to shop and all you heard was " mom mom mom mom m om can I get this" and each time it was followed by a tired and distracted" no" from the mother which was followed by more " mom mom mom mom"

finaly after several minutes of this the mother said "ask your father" and the herd stampeded down and around the isle. i herd form the next isle voices talking at the same time

" dad mom said we can get this f you say its ok"
" i want this dad"
"dad can we have this pleeessse?"
" dad"
"dad!"
"hey dad!"

and each was followed with a " no"
"no"
"no"
"no"

"ask your mother"

 

[KristyHall]

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I'm glad it's a hit. lets keep this thread going and see how long it lasts

 

[WickedNerd]

People filling out applications:

Person 1: Hey, it says they do random drug testing here.

Person 2: Yeah.

Person 1: Um, is hemp a drug?

Person 2: Hemp? Nah, dude, it's all natural.

Person 1: Cool. I really need a job. Hemp is expensive.

 

[Matthew3590]

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[Iowa Roo Mom]

This conversation happened between SO's 5 year old cousin and her father...

Little Girl: "Daddy, who do you love more, me or mommy?"

Dad: "Well, I do have a crush on mommy."

Little girl: "Fine then, don't ask me to help you ever again with anything."

20 minutes later...

Dad: "Honey, can you hand me that hammer?"

Little Girl: "Why don't you go ask mommy to do it?"

 

[wolftracks]

sunny & the 5 egg layers :

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I think somebody's chain was being yanked.

Most Likely.​

Nope it can happen.

Can also be caused with irratation or infection and rubbing in an area to cause trauma which is easy with the eyes.

 

[wolftracks]

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OMG that's stomach turning.

 

[DuckyGurl]

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OMG that's stomach turning.

x2 that is sick! How....revolting.

 

[deerman]

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OMG that's stomach turning.

x2 that is sick! How....revolting.

I worked with a guy that had a glass eye.........he made more money on the new guys. He would bet them 10.00 he could lick his eye ball. Then pop out the glass eye lick it, then back in it went.

Not the same as a real eye, but just remind me of his trick.