Overheard conversations

[Athenzchick]

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x2 that is sick! How....revolting.

I worked with a guy that had a glass eye.........he made more money on the new guys. He would bet them 10.00 he could lick his eye ball. Then pop out the glass eye lick it, then back in it went.

Not the same as a real eye, but just remind me of his trick.

I used to work with a guy that had a glass eye too (mumbly peg incident). He called in sick one day, I asked if everything was alright and he tells me "Yeah, I just swallowed my eye, now I'm at the hospital waiting for them to decide if they're going to let it pass or fish it out."

 

[MamaRoo]

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I worked with a guy that had a glass eye.........he made more money on the new guys. He would bet them 10.00 he could lick his eye ball. Then pop out the glass eye lick it, then back in it went.

Not the same as a real eye, but just remind me of his trick.

I used to work with a guy that had a glass eye too (mumbly peg incident). He called in sick one day, I asked if everything was alright and he tells me "Yeah, I just swallowed my eye, now I'm at the hospital waiting for them to decide if they're going to let it pass or fish it out."

uh, thanks for sharing.....

 

[bt03]

While in the waiting room at the doctors office

Lady on the phone: why are you saying I am worthless?
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Lady: Sorry if I have a messed up knee & i can't jump & run to the door to answer.
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Lady: well if you would have waited you could have come in & seen he was in the shower. We weren't doing nothing.
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Lady: Well you are the one that is marroed so don't get mad at me. I have to go im siting at the doctors office.

 

[kuntrygirl]

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[Knock Kneed Hen]

I was a visiting zoo keeper in Florida and was viewing the Manatee enclosure for the first time. A big male came up to the glass, glory and all.

A VERY excited little 9 year old boy ran, hollering to his mother, "Mom!! One's having a baby! One's having a baby!!!!"

Wish I could have stopped him before he ran through the whole place and had everyone rushing to the glass to see this "miracle".

 

[spacecowgirl]

How embarrassing!!! Hahahah!

 

[kansasgirlinutah]

We took our kids to the zoo and the cougars were mating. They could be heard all over the zoo. It was the most popular exhibit that day. We still call it "sex ed at the zoo" day.

 

[Lothiriel]

My sister just recounted this one at lunch.

She was driving with a friend and discussing directions. Her friend was telling of a guy she knows who always ends up getting lost because he either won't ask for or get any directions. "Us girls are smart: We either take a GPS or ask our moms."

I just had to crack up.

 

[tay_boe]

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This same thing happened to us. We could hear em but we just assumed they were having a little feeding show or something. Then we finally got to the pen and one of the girls said look they are playing leap frog. Her sister said awww how cute. I thought I would pass out I was laughing so hard. That's a trip we won't forget.

 

[cassie]

I was sitting in the doctor's office reading a magazine when I overheard one woman telling another how glad she was that her dad had just rented an RV so he and her mother could take a trip across the country. It seems she was glad he did it now because his eyesight was so bad and his general driving skills were so poor she was afraid he would have his license taken away soon.