Overheard conversations

[caspernc]

Sorry to say real story:

call what I think is DH:
Babe, when will you be comming home for super?
Answer:
Babe, you tell me where you are at and I'm sure I'll be there in less than 30 minutes.
Needless to say I had the wrong # and he was real quick!

 

[KristyHall]

Quote:
i've had similar experiences. It is both amusing and annoying.

 

[KristyHall]

These two i didn't overhear myself, they were just relayed to m e.

An acquaintance told me about the conversation he had with his 5 year old grandson.


Grandson: Papa, that cattle ranch is for sale, we should buy it!

Granddad: why would we need to buy the cattle ranch

grandson: We need more land! (granted they already own over 300 acres)

granddad: it's 1.5 million. Do you have 1.5 million dollars

grandson: well.... no... But we could get daddy's card and pay for it with that!





Friend 1: Where are you? I'm at your house.

Friend2: I'm outside picking my herpes.

Friend 1: Should I leave you alone?

Friend 2: AAACCCK! HERBS! Picking my herbs for dinner!

 

[Farmerboy16]

My sister told me that she heard this conversation between my Mom and a 2 year old boy that she babysits at our house-

J.J- Can I have a cucumber?

Mom- No, not right now, I am making lunch.

J.J- Aww man!